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Post by Office on Mar 14, 2017 18:36:48 GMT -5
We return with the camera aimed low at a black marble floor. Just at the top of the shot are two wooden chair legs, and the tip of stiletto heels. The camera tilts slowly over bare, powerful legs to reveal them pouring out of a black, knee length dress. It tilts up further to show that the figure in the chair is very curvy. The tilts stops when it reaches the top of her head. Thick, healthy brown hair cascades to about mid-torso, and her brown eyes sparkle as she smiles.
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Hey there.
From the woman's mouth; a low, midwestern dialect slides out, her mouth not losing that smile in the slightest.
??:
Wondering who I am? I understand. Allow me to explain.
She crosses her legs at the knee, adjusting her dress to allow for comfort.
FUJIKO MINE:
My name is Fujiko Mine.
She punctuates her name with an even wider smile, one filled with confidence.
FUJIKO MINE:
I’ve been all over, as cliche as that sounds. Tag team specialist, former tag team champion turned singles competitor. I’m not going to do about listing accolades from other places, because honestly? This is a whole different playing field. The talent level is different. The rules are different. Even I am different.
The woman known as Fujiko offers up a shrug.
FUJIKO MINE:
But make no mistake, I’m here to write a brand new chapter of history in Lions Road. One in which that King of the Lions…
Her left eyebrow perks in intrigue.
FUJIKO MINE:
...is usurped by the Inescapable Goddess.
She tilts her head to the right, in a gesture of salutations as the camera pulls back away.
We start off hot! Mia Fallon - formerly Rivera - is backed into the ropes by Joey Malone and shot across the length of the ring. Malone dips down, anticipating her return but Fallon stops short and dropkicks his knee out from underneath him as he stands up to see what the hold up is! She grabs Malone and chucks him head first into the top turnbuckle then turns him around so he's facing outwards, Fallon darts to the opposite corner and begins her charge back to Malone - handspringing into a back elbow smash! She gets all of it! Malone stumbles out and falls across the mat before grabbing the ropes to stop himself and try and pull himself to his feet, Fallon ducks between the ropes out to the apron and slips to the side Malone is on. She watches intently as he gets up, looks around for her... then turns around into a springboard lariat!
SAM HEWITT:
Exquisite thinking on the part of Mia Fallon, ducking out of the ring and heading to the same side that Joey Malone was attempting to pull himself up on. He wasn't looking outside the ring, he was looking at the mat - a bad habit.
Fallon's landing doesn't go as well as she anticipated, rolling her ankle and gives time for Malone to recover. She gets up and Malone charges in with a strike attempt but she ducks! He turns around... KICK TO THE GUT! FRONT CHANCERY... TWIST OF-NO! Malone pushes Fallon away, she leaps onto the second rope and tries to come off with a Tornado DDT but he catches her... she clamps down! She tries for the guillotine! She attempts to lift her legs and apply the body scissors but Malone charges her into the corner and breaks it! He turns back into the centre of the ring at the request of referee Robbie Morris, Mia Fallon takes full advantage of this and charges out... the unsuspecting Malone is headscissored... Fallon keeps going... OCTOPUS HOLD! Malone falls to a knee... HE TAPS!
SAM HEWITT:
She calls that one #ThinkPink! An excellently executed Octopus hold allows Mia Fallon, not Rivera anymore, to pick up her first victory here in Lion's Road!
CHAD GOMEZ:
She came up short in her debut here as part of the one night Iron tournament held in Sandusky, losing to AJ Knight - without the aid of any of the Red Army I might add.
SAM HEWITT:
Good, the kid is talented. He should be winning on his own.
CHAD GOMEZ:
You just don't get business, Sam.
SAM HEWITT:
Nonetheless Mia Fallon picks up the win here tonight. She'll be back in action in a couple weeks time when our tour takes us along Lake Ontario! Let's take a look at the places we'll be in the coming weeks...
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Post by Office on Mar 14, 2017 18:36:51 GMT -5
LION'S ROAD ON TOUR
LAKE ONTARIO EDITION
3/30 - St. Catharines, Ontario
4/6 - Hamilton, Ontario
4/13 - Burlington, Ontario
4/20 - Mississauga, Ontario
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Post by Office on Mar 14, 2017 18:36:54 GMT -5
JAKE AARONS:
Introducing first from London, England! She weighs in at one hundred and twenty eight pounds... NOELLE CHARPENTIER!The Mayor of Kick City hops on the turnbuckle and scans the audience as they cheer.
JAKE AARONS:
Her opponent from Leksand, Sweden! He weighs in at one hundred and seventy five pounds... MATT PULVER!The instrumental of Nelly’s “Heart of a Champion” begins playing as the mouth of the giant lion head opens up. As the beat kicks in, Matt Pulver steps out checking his wrists and warming up a bit. He keeps his eyes focused on the ring as he walks down the aisle with the determined steps. Once he reaches the ring, he quickly steps through the middle and top rope and raises an arm to the audience. He backs into his corner, rolling his wrists, checking the ropes, stretching his legs and just warming up in general. JAKE AARONS:
Your referee for this bout is Brian Shelzi! The bout begins in the middle of the ring with each fighter taking their respective fighting stances, Pulver looking to take this to the ground as soon as possible and Charpentier obviously looking to keep it standing given her striking background. They each reach out, trying to find the range... Charpentier extends her arm and Pulver grabs it... shoulder thrusts her and tries to leg trip her as she's in close but the Mayor of Kick City pulls away. She leaps back into range with a quick kick attempt but Pulver backs up into the corner to avoid it and then shoots in, taking her down to the mat with a single leg. Confident with his ground abilities, he gets into her guard and gives up his back to crank on her leg... Charpentier tries to apply a choke and actually manages to sink it in, but Pulver quickly grabs a hold of her arm to prevent her from applying it completely. He breaks free and turns around in her guard, ready to lay it down but she grabs the ropes to break up the sequence. SAM HEWITT:
Great thinking by Charpentier! Matt Pulver seemed to severely underestimate her skills on the ground, giving up his back to try and crank on the leg and she nearly caught him with a choke. He's well versed enough in submissions to know the escape and did so successfully. But then she grabbed the ropes - forcing a stand up. Top position or bottom, it doesn't matter with Pulver - he can submit you from either one. Her best shot at winning the bout is up on a vertical base.They stand up, Charpentier backs him into the corner again and he lunges, going for a front waist hold but she catches him with a leaping knee to the gut. He staggers, but grabs a hold of the waist hold anyway. Charpentier struggles to change body position, trying to turn her side toward him to hip throw him but this allows Pulver to back her into the corner. Referee Brian Shelzi calls for a break, Pulver breaks clean and Charpentier leaps out of the corner... she catches him with a spinning back kick that lands square in his solar plexus. He falls to a knee and she runs up for a knee! She knocks him down! The crowd explodes as Pulver rolls under the bottom rope, laying on the apron - grabbing his mouth guard and checking for teeth. CHAD GOMEZ:
The Mayor of Kick City may have knocked some teeth out!Pulver rolls back in and gets to his feet, the two circle around again before Pulver swoops in and grabs a front waist hold... Charpentier tries to clamp on a front chancery but Pulver swiftly transitions behind her into a rear waist hold... GERMAN SUPLEX~! Shelzi's count reaches six before either one of them stir, both getting up simultaneously... Matt Wrestling walks into a kick from Charpentier! She tries and successfully hits another spinning back kick and then swoops in, tripping Pulver up as he's stumbling back. She covers! 1... ... 2-KICK OUT! Pulver gets back up and the two square off again. Pulver takes a rear waist hold once more, but Charpentier grabs his arm and twists... knocking him down to a knee as a result of the pressure. Pulver lets go for a moment, clubbing Charpentier in the thigh with a forearm knocking her down to all fours. He begins kneeing her in the gut... then reaches up, crosses both arms across her face and rolls her over... he stands up, still holding the arm, sticks his foot next to her head and dives forward... PULVERIZER! The stepover triangle choke fully applied! Charpentier tries to yank her arms free, even tries kicking him but it only inspires Pulver to pull harder on the choke... she falls to a knee as a result and quickly exclaims YES! to Brian Shelzi's question of submission. Pulver lets go and gets to his feet, Shelzi raising his arm in victory. Pulver walks over, extends his hand to Charpentier who accepts it. He pulls her to her feet and gives a hug before exiting the ring.
SAM HEWITT:
Matt Pulver picking up a victory in singles competition! His tag team partner, La Cucaracha will be looking to do the same tonight when she battles his old rival, Alexander Irvine in a falls count anywhere match for her Heritage Championship.
CHAD GOMEZ:
They'll also be keeping a close eye on the tag match later tonight. Ben Chrenshaw & AJ Knight teaming up against Madalyn Macie & Paisley with the winners earning a future shot at Pulver and Cucaracha.SAM HEWITT:
That's right, but before we get to that... we've still got Kraken vs. Grace Kazoulis in a body slam challenge! I'm told though that we'll have Becky Chande standing by with the Red Army after our quick break so stay tuned for that.- COMMERCIAL BREAK -
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Post by Office on Mar 14, 2017 18:36:59 GMT -5
AJ Knight stands backstage with Becky Chande. AJ looks slightly more calm than last week though still slightly peeved.
BECKY CHANDE:
I am here with AJ Knight! Tonight, you team with your mentor... the Red Army's captain... Ben Chrenshaw to take on the newcomers known as Macie's Day Parade. A shot at the Great Lakes Tag Team titles are on the line. You recently had an opportunity at those very same titles when you and Kraken battled Black Lion's Road. What has changed in those two months?
AJ KNIGHT:
What's different, Becky Beck Beck? Obviously the biggest thing is a different partner! Let's be honest, Kraken is one of the toughest in the sport but as far as team work goes... I felt that he and I were unable to get on the same page. It kinda felt like we were speaking a different language.You can hear a pin drop as AJ waits for Becky to chuckle, but it doesn't come. AJ KNIGHT:
Hmm. As far as Ben and I are concerned though, he and I have gotten to know each other very well during our training together. We have great chemistry - I know where he's going to be before he's there and the same applies vice versa. The two of us know how to cooperate - his technical mastery and mean streak combined with my fire... mix in the brilliant mind of Eli Buchanan and we are unbeatable. No chickens, no roaches, no Pulvers or Parades are going to stop us.
Knight seethes. AJ KNIGHT:
And when that's all taken care of... I'm coming for you, Rob Draven. Eli and I are already planning your downfall. BECKY CHANDE:
Speaking of Eli Buchanan... where is he?
AJ KNIGHT:
He has Kraken's bout to take care of. He's not too happy about this handcuff thing.
BECKY CHANDE:
Speaking of that... Hammerstein, you and him had a moment last week... you didn't hit him? Why? AJ gives her a quizzical look AJ KNIGHT:
That transition was WAY too smooth. You already knew what he was up to didn't you?Becky gives a sheepish smile as she knows AJ's caught her. AJ KNIGHT:
Thought so. Anyways...
AJ's mood has changed, he's no longer as jovial as he was and seems for the first time since Kenshin Takamura was taken out, almost conflicted.
AJ KNIGHT:
It's just that with Hammerstein... in spite of the fact that it's been drilled into my head over and over by Eli that he's public enemy number one, I just can't muster any ill will towards the guy, you know? And last week he said something that kind of caught me off guard "This ain't you bro!"From off camera, a familiar voice is heard. ??:
Dat’s cause dis AIN'T you, bro!Hammerstein walks into frame and puts his hand on AJ's shoulder. HAMMERSTEIN:
You're a good dude, dude. Why you joinin up wit dose tree douchnozzles? You better dan dat, bro. Sooner or later, Im'ma take dese guys down and dey ain't gonna do nuttin but drag you down wit em. You don't deserve dat, bro.AJ looks down at his feet before addressing Hammerstein. AJ KNIGHT:
Hammerstein, I'm going to give you a warning man. That's what Kenshin thought too... that this wasn't me and his career may very well have been ended for it.His voice seems to carry no malice in it as he says this he's entirely sincere with a look of regret, guilt and perhaps remorse crossing his face when suddenly another slightly less familiar voice comes from off screen. ??:
If you don't watch yourself...Chrenshaw walks into the scene. He stands next to Hammerstein looking at AJ then he looks to Jacob.
BEN CHRENSHAW:
You will end up in the same position.The Crippler sneers at Hammerstein.
BEN CHRENSHAW:
Let's go.Chrenshaw walks off as Hammerstein gives him a death stare. AJ looks between Hammerstein and Ben before seemingly reluctantly following Ben Chrenshaw. - COMMERCIAL BREAK -
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Post by Office on Mar 14, 2017 18:37:02 GMT -5
"Chimeres" by Akitsa is playing as we come back from break, Eli Buchanan stops and watches his client, the behemoth Kraken take off his helmet and leave it on the apron. Kraken climbs the stairs and steps inside, Buchanan sides off to the side as Kraken raises his arm and smoke shoots out the helmet. Buchanan applauds and tells the camera, "MY MONSTER IS READY!" and cackles. The fans pop as Roy Jones, Jr's "Can't Be Touched" interrupts. Grace Kazoulis emerges from the lion's mouth, walking side by side with Hammerstein! The two bob their heads in sync with the song before high fiving and charging down to the ring! Eli Buchanan high tails it as Kraken steps up and goes face to face with Hammerstein while Kazoulis hands her ring jacket off to a stage hand. JAKE AARONS:
This bout is a BODY SLAM CHALLENGE! The first fighter to body slam their opponent will be declared the winner! As per the prematch agreement, Eli Buchanan will handcuffed to Hammerstein!The fans pop as Hammerstein produces the cuffs, slaps one set on himself and beckons for Eli.
JAKE AARONS:
Introducing first from Ungava, Quebec! He weighs in at four hundred and fifty pounds... THIS IS KRAKEN!Boos as Kraken raises his arms.
JAKE AARONS:
His opponent from Mount Olympus by way of Brooklyn, New York! She weighs in at one hundred and seventy five pounds... THE MIGHT SHERACLES! GRACE KAZOULIS!Kazoulis raises an arm before rolling her shoulders to work out the last few kinks before she begins modelling her physique.
JAKE AARONS:
Your referee for this bout is Buster Powell!CHAD GOMEZ:
Powell on monster duty again.
SAM HEWITT:
Be a lot easier for him to get between these two then someone like Darnell Cane. Buchanan is grabbed from behind by two stage hands, kicking and screaming! They outstretch his arm for Hammerstein to slap on the cuffs Eli Buchanan nearly decks Hammerstein but stops, chuckles and points - telling him he can't lay a finger on him! Hammerstein tells him he knows, but he can still do this... and yanks Eli forward, knocking him to the ground! Buchanan gets up in a sulk, dusting off his jacket and tells Hammer that he'll pay for that! SAM HEWITT:
Here we go!Kazoulis and Kraken get up in each other's personal space, trading shoves back and forth and talking trash in each of their respective languages. Eli gets up on the apron, momentarily distracting Kazoulis and allowing Kraken to gain the upper hand as the bell sounds. Hammerstein yanks Eli Buchanan back down on the ground as Kraken backs Kazoulis into the corner and begins lighting her up with body blows! Kraken leaves himself open for just a moment and Kazoulis cracks him with a shotei! She follows it up with several blistering knife edge chops, sending the big man reeling! Kraken swings wildly, but Grace ducks it and blasts him with the Ottoman slap! The big man staggers and then stumbles against the ropes, teetering out over the top and lands on his feet on the floor! Buchanan demands a disqualification! SAM HEWITT:
Eli Buchanan demanding a DQ because Kraken went over the top rope... but the slap took place in the middle of the ring, it was Kraken's momentum that carried him out.CHAD GOMEZ:
That's just a technicality! Kraken stands tall on the outside, Eli Buchanan tries to make his way over to him to talk strategy but Hammerstein keeps him away! Eli starts getting real lippy with Hammer, shoving his finger in his face and telling him he'll pay! Buchanan rolls into the ring and out the opposite side, Hammerstein is about to roll inside himself because he has no other choice being cuffed together... Grace yells for him to look out! Hammerstein moves and Kraken collides with the ring post! Hammer lays on the apron, wide eyed at what almost happened to him! Kazoulis exits the ring and grabs Kraken, struggling to get him back inside the ring. She follows him inside while Buchanan yanks Hammerstein, pulling him down to the floor! Kraken staggers to his feet and turns and catches Kazoulis off guard, trying to hoist her into the air but she holds steady and knee lifts him! She clamps on a bear hug! Kraken grabs a handful of hair and headbutts her! Powell warns him about that, but Grace strengthens her grip and actually lifts Kraken off his feet! The crowd pops but Kraken bell claps her and she puts him down! Kraken scoops her up in her dazed state... scoop slam style... KAZOULIS GRABS AN INVERTED CHANCERY! LAW OF THE JUNGLE! Kraken slowly begins to drop her back to her feet as a result of her signature hold! She lets go... PICKS HIM UP! She gets him up... halfway... then turns into it! SLAMMING HIM TO THE MAT! Powell calls for the bell as Eli Buchanan tries to climb into the ring, Hammerstein yanks him back out and gets walloped for it! He starts pounding away on Hammerstein until Grace rolls out and grabs him! Hammerstein quickly unlocks the handcuffs and are about to let him go free, but Grace suggests something and Hammerstein nods. CHAD GOMEZ:
Oh come on...They lock Hammerstein's end of the handcuffs to the ring ropes and take off! Eli Buchanan screams and yells for help, Ben Chrenshaw and AJ Knight arrive at ringside and try to find a way to break the cuffs open without the key as Kraken rolls out of the ring. He grabs a chair and chucks it over the ring and into the entrance aisle, grabs another and smashes it against the ring apron repeatedly. Chrenshaw goes up to him and seems to calm him down... Kraken walks over to Buchanan and grabs the middle of the cuffs and yanks - breaking them in half! Chrenshaw pats Buchanan on the back as the Red Army manager swears revenge! - COMMERCIAL BREAK -
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Post by Office on Mar 14, 2017 18:37:07 GMT -5
Backstage, Eli Buchanan comes through the curtain with Kraken, Chrenshaw and Knight in tow. ELI BUCHANAN:
I hope you two are ready!He gives Knight and Chrenshaw each a shove in the chest. ELI BUCHANAN:
I'm not going out there for this on--Buchanan is red with anger and takes a few deep breaths to try and calm himself down... but launches into a rage and kicks a chair over. ELI BUCHANAN:
I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE! BEN CHRENSHAW:
Easy, boss. We got this.Chrenshaw smirks, Eli Buchanan looks in no mood for it but nods as Chrenshaw and Knight head back to the gorilla position. ELI BUCHANAN:
Kraken... I hope you're ready to destroy that bastard.Kraken lets out a chuckle. KRAKEN:
Oui.- COMMERCIAL BREAK -
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Post by Office on Mar 14, 2017 18:37:28 GMT -5
JAKE AARONS:
This title eliminator is to be fought over a ten minute time limit with one fall, one submission or a knockout to determine the winner! Introducing first at a combined weight of two hundred and thirty three pounds... MADALYN MACIE! PAISLEY! MACIE'S DAY PARADE!"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" By Cassey Doreen begins to rumble throughout the building. Smoke comes out of the lion's mouth as a pink hue takes over, and emerging through the said smoke are the tandem of Madalyn Macie and Paisley. They both point one finger in the air and obnoxiously stick their tongue out the sides of their mouths like they're Michael Jordan as they prance to the ring. JAKE AARONS:
Their opponents... at a combined weight of four hundred and thirty three pounds... BEN CHRENSHAW! AJ KNIGHT! THE RED ARMY!
"War Machine" by Kiss hits and AJ Knight and Ben Chrenshaw enter without Eli Buchanan. Chrenshaw marches down to the ring, while Knight takes a bit more time to do so. Both men ignoring the boos of the crowd. JAKE AARONS:
Your referee for this bout is Xavier Price!Paisley begins the match with AJ Knight, who immediately boots her in the gut and slaps on a standing side headlock. Paisley repeatedly stomps on AJ's foot as she pushes him back toward the ropes... she shoots him off, but AJ reverses it and sends her in. She rebounds off the ropes and ducks his initial attack, tries for a spinning back elbow but Knight ducks it and scoop slams her! Chrenshaw applauds from the apron, but Paisley gets back up and AJ goes behind, rear waist hold... Paisley charges toward the ropes and drops down, AJ goes out underneath the top rope but lands safely on the apron! Paisley tries to attack him with a flying forearm smash, but AJ ducks it and grabs her but Paisley makes holding onto her anything but easy and drops down onto her butt - bringing AJ's throat down across the top rope. The young Pennsylvania native hangs onto the top rope, not falling off and gets back up... only to eat a dropkick! Knight goes down to the floor and this brings in Ben Chrenshaw...
CHAD GOMEZ:
Paisley is going to pay now!Chrenshaw keeps his distance as Paisley tries to find the range with kicks, but the Crippler swoops in and clamps on a side headlock and quickly throws her up and over, down to the mat with the headlock applied. Paisley reaches out for Macie's outstretched arm, but Chrenshaw lets go and begins punching away on Paisley! AJ hops back on the apron and Chrenshaw drags her over to the Red Army's corner and tags AJ back in. Knight returns to the ring, throws Paisley against the ropes and begins blasting her with forearms to the back each time she bounces out! Knight grabs her and Irish whips her across the ring... he doubles over... Paisley leaps over him... he turns around... PELE KICK~! The crowd goes nuts as AJ is waylay'd and staggers backwards into the ropes then flops to the mat. Paisley gets up and tags in Macie, who leaps over the top rope and catches AJ rising up to his feet with a boot to the gut! She drops him with a neckbreaker... RUNNING LARIAT TO CHRENSHAW ON THE APRON! The Crippler goes down to the floor! Macie heads up top and waits for Knight to get to his feet... Chrenshaw leaps onto the apron and grabs her foot! Paisley sees this and tries to get back into the ring, but referee Xavier Price puts a stop to it! Knight gets up, slowly gathering his wits about him when he sees what's going on... he rushes up, grabs Macie and chucks her off the top and down to the mat! Chrenshaw climbs in and is about to assist in the attack when Price turns around... "WOW DUDE!" SAM HEWITT:
Caught red handed!Price produces a yellow card!
JAKE AARONS:
Referee Xavier Price has issued a yellow card to AJ Knight for an illegal double team! His first public warning!Chrenshaw sneers as he backs out of the ring and returns to the apron, AJ makes the cover but Paisley breaks it up - using up their only save of the match. AJ yells at Price about the yellow card, grabs Macie by the hair and yanks her up and slams her down. Price warns him, but AJ does it again! Price produces a second! JAKE AARONS:
Referee Xavier Price has issued a yellow card to AJ Knight for pulling the hair! His second public warning!SAM HEWITT:
This youngster needs to be careful... that's two yellow cards in about thirty seconds! He's in danger of being fouled out! That'd leave Ben Chrenshaw out here to fend for himself against these two women. I don't care how talented or skilled a fighter you are - the numbers game will trump you eventually. Chrenshaw calls AJ over and talks to him, Knight nods and a tag is made. Chrenshaw comes in and drops an elbow across the back of Macie's neck! He covers! 1... ... 2-KICK OUT! Chrenshaw pulls her up and snaps off a suplex... floats over and covers again... 1... ... 2... KICK OUT! Paisley yells encouragement to Macie from the apron, as Chrenshaw smirks at her. Chrenshaw pulls her up with a front chancery applied and lets AJ slap his back, Knight comes in and the two snap off a quick suplex! Chrenshaw rolls out as Knight covers! 1... ... 2... FOOT ON THE ROPE! Knight argues about the count, but Price shoves the two fingers in his face! Knight slaps them away and grabs Macie up as she's trying to get to her feet... he applies a half nelson and suplexes her on her head! He covers! 1... ... 2... ... 3-NO! Macie kicks out, AJ can't believe it! He questions Price again who threatens to foul him out, AJ turns around... grabs Macie... ENZUIGIRI FROM MACIE! Knight staggers back into the ropes, Chrenshaw slaps his back and charges into the ring... grabbing Macie's leg and yanking her back onto their half of the ring just inches away from making the tag to Paisley! He applies a stepover toehold and encourages Macie to reach out for Paisley, the two separated by a few feet... Paisley yells for Macie and even gets some of the anti-Red Army crowd behind her with chants of "MACIE! MACIE! MACIE!" leaving Paisley surprised as well. Chrenshaw lets go of the hold and pulls Macie to her feet, driving several knees into her midsection to back her into the ropes. He shoots her out... she rebounds off the ropes, ducks the leg lariat... she hits the opposite ropes, carried by her momentum... spins around... ROLLING ELBOW TO CHRENSHAW! The place is going nuts! Macie looks up to the corner - wrong one! She turns and sees Paisley! She drags herself across the length of the ring... Chrenshaw rolls out, tagging in AJ. Price signals it's legal... Macie leaps up... PAISLEY... SLIPS OFF THE APRON?! Macie crashes against the turnbuckle... Knight grabs her... KNIGHT FALL DDT! 1... ... 2... ... 3! Knight leaps to his feet and celebrates! Price tries to raise his arm, but Knight blows him off and exits the ring to celebrate with Chrenshaw! The camera goes to Paisley, who has a hold of something underneath the ring! She gives it a few good yanks before POPCORN POLLO is dragged out! She pulls him to his feet and throws him in the ring! She slides in behind him and the little Pollo begs off... she threatens to hoof him into the crowd, but El Hijo de Pollo slides in behind her... Popcorn tells her to look, she turns... SHE GETS GREASED! Popcorn pours a bunch of bread crumbs on her for good measure and the two chicken high tail it! Macie comes to and tries to give chase, but turns back when she sees what's been done to Paisley! SAM HEWITT:
What a turn of events! Just when it seemed like Madalyn Macie was about to make the tag to Paisley... Paisley was yanked off the apron! Xavier Price didn't see it and I certainly didn't see it - but Popcorn Pollo - who is about as tall as the ring apron yanked her off! Macie then fell victim to the Knight Fall DDT and we've got new number one contenders in the Red Army.CHAD GOMEZ:
And a Chicken Day Parade! A Tasmanian chicken inside our ring, Sam!Macie screams at the Pollos as they retreat up the aisle, Knight and Chrenshaw pass the Pollos and give them a glare... the two sides staring each other down, but neither make an attempt to escalate the situation. Knight turns back, smirking at the scene in the ring before he and the Crippler exit through the lion's mouth. - COMMERCIAL BREAK -
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Post by Office on Mar 14, 2017 18:37:44 GMT -5
THE LAURENTIDE CUP BEGINS NEXT WEEK
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Post by Office on Mar 14, 2017 18:37:49 GMT -5
JAKE AARONS:
This Falls Count Anywhere bout is for the Heritage Championship and is to be fought with television time remaining with one fall, one submission or a knockout to decide the winner! Introducing first the challenger...
"In the Year of the Wolf" by Motorhead hits the Pa system as the lion’s mouth erupts with fire and through the smoke comes Alexander Irvine with his head cast down. He stops and takes a moment in, glancing at the broadcast booth. He slowly lifts his head and releases the smoke from his mouth, starting his ascent to the ring... he removes his t-shirt and throws it into the crowd and is about to step inside the ring when he drops off the apron and heads back up to the broadcast booth and ducks behind.
JAKE AARONS:
From Keokuk, Iowa! He weighs in at two hundred and fifteen pounds... ALEXANDER IRVINE!
"Cuka Rocka" begins. La Cucaracha storms out of the lion's mouth, only to be met by Alexander Irvine! She kicks him in the knee, sending him spinning down to the ground and allowing her to take off her official t-shirt and begin strangling him with it! She clubs him with her forearm while she continues to choke him! Irvine fights up to his feet and elbows Cucaracha in the gut to break her grip on the t-shirt, which Irvine quickly grabs and tosses aside. Cucaracha swings and misses, Irvine grabs her in a rear waist hold and tries to lift her off the ground but she squirms... VICTORY ROLL~!
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2-KICK OUT!
SAM HEWITT:
A very unorthodox pin to try and utilize on the arena floor, but it got a two count in the very early moments of the match so I can't really knock it - It may have been a three if it were a bit later.
Cucaracha gets up and grabs Irvine before he can get up off his knees, ramming him head first into the broadcast booth. He staggers off, holding his head in pain and La Cucaracha readies herself... then charges! Irvine turns and spinebusters her on the arena floor! The Wolf takes a few moments to regain his composure before climbing over her legs through her guard, into full mou--well, almost. Cucaracha slithers out, pushing Irvine away with her legs - Irvine gets up and hoofs Cucaracha in the ribs as she crawls on all fours, trying to move toward the table to pull herself back to her feet. He pulls her up off her knees and slides her across the booth with such ease and efficiency that you almost think he's done it a few times in bars and such. The Heritage Champion crashes on the floor as Irvine grabs whatever is remaining on the broadcast booth and throws it to the ground, Hewitt and Gomez having long since taken higher ground. He pulls Cucaracha to her feet and grabs her in a waist hold, then chucks her overhead - belly to belly suplex! She lands on the table, arches her back in pain as she rolls off it - still very much intact.
CHAD GOMEZ:
It didn't even budge!
Cucaracha tries to get back to her feet again, but Alexander Irvine blasts her with another forearm club to the back and several more for good measure as she tries to make her way to ringside. Despite the help from Irvine, she makes it there - the Wolf grabs her and throws her under the bottom rope and sliding into the ring. Irvine climbs onto the apron and through the ropes, he grabs her as she turns toward him... GUILLOTINE CHOKE~! Cucaracha flails as Irvine yanks her around a couple of times before she sticks her left leg behind Irvine's left and rolls forward... GANNOSUKE CLUTCH~!
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3-KICK OUT!
SAM HEWITT:
Pulling a page out of her partner's playbook, La Cucaracha almost scores the win with the Gannosuke Clutch! I never thought I'd see that one pulled out in this type of match.
CHAD GOMEZ:
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
The fans gasp at how close that was, Cucaracha even questions it as Irvine rolls underneath the bottom rope and to the floor. Cucaracha rolls out the adjacent side to her challenger and reaches underneath the ring, she pulls out her t-shirt cannon and raises it action hero style... cocking it, Irvine pushes Cucaracha forward and the cannon smacks off the ring post and breaks in two! The fans boo as Cucaracha clutches the handle on the ground, Irvine hoofs the other piece into the crowd. He grabs Cucaracha, who springs up and belts him with the remaining piece! The challenger grabs his face and staggers off, Cucaracha chucks it on the ground and climbs onto the apron... she readies herself... Irvine turns around... RUNS... LEAPS OFF... SLIN-NO!
HOLY SHIT~!
HOLY SHIT~!
HOLY SHIT~!
CHAD GOMEZ:
DID YOU HEAR THAT!?
Irvine counters the sling blade into an STO and slams Cucaracha against the apron, the Heritage Champion slowly collapses to the ground like a movie villain who's been shot. Irvine drops the ground himself, clutching his face from where he was hit with the broken t-shirt gun. Alexander Irvine goes to stand up, but stumbles toward the the guardrail where he is able to catch himself. He turns and sees Cucaracha pulling herself up with the aid of the ring apron... Irvine looks at his forearm and charges in... CUCARACHA FALLS! IRVINE STRIKES THE RING POST! Irvine rolls on the ground in a world of hurt, clutching his arm as Cucaracha shakes the cobwebs out and looks over at Irvine - not entirely sure what happened. She sees Irvine clutching his forearm and watches as he puts it on the timekeeper's table, then his other arm as he tries to pull himself up... Cucaracha grabs a chair and slams it over the arm! Irvine roars out in pain, falling back to the ground! Cucaracha raises the chair high again but Irvine leaps up and blasts her with that forearm!
SAM HEWITT:
Say what you want to say about Alexander Irvine - he has the heart of a lion every time he fights. La Cucaracha just struck him in the forearm with a steel chair and what's he do? He blasts her with it the next chance he gets!
CHAD GOMEZ:
Probably hurt him as much as he did her. Then again, Cucaracha has probably got a thick shell around her head.
She falls back against the apron as Irvine catches the chair and chucks it aside... Cucaracha slides inside... Irvine clutches his forearm in pain before following her in. She scrambles to her feet and hits the ropes... charging out... the flying forearm smash misses, but Irvine grabs her... AND FLAPJACKS HER ONTO THE TOP ROPE! She lands stomach first on it and falls onto the apron then out to the floor. Irvine drops down and rolls out after her, Cucaracha staggers up the entrance aisle... into a sprint when she realizes Irvine is right behind her. She leaps over the broadcast booth and falls behind, Irvine reaches over... GETS CLOBBERED WITH THE REMNANTS OF THE HERITAGE TITLE! Alexander Irvine staggers backward, dazed on his feet... Cucaracha jumps onto the table and leaps at him... Irvine catches her and looks poised to powerbomb her but she leans back and grabs the belt... CRACKING HIM AGAIN! Irvine stumbles forward, Cucaracha drops back... RACHA RANA! Irvine clears the broadcast table and Cucaracha lands hard on the cement floor. She pulls herself up... slowly crawls over the table and drops on top.
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KICKOUT!
Cucaracha pops up, looking very quizzical and dishevelled. She uses all of her might to pull Irvine up, drags him onto the table and climbs up herself... she straightjackets his arms... Irvine lifts her up... Cucaracha lets go... BUG ZAPPER INSTEAD! The double knee lungblower connects, but she takes the brunt of the table breaking as a result!
SAM HEWITT:
We almost had a repeat of two weeks ago - Cucaracha was trying for the Hiss of Death and Irvine lifted her up... she thought on her feet, gave him the Bug Zapper instead.
CHAD GOMEZ:
She didn't think too much! She put herself through a table!
SAM HEWITT:
Be that as it may, Alexander Irvine is down and out also!
Garner begins a ten count for both champion and challenger...
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2...
Both instincively kick out.
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4...
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Irvine rolls onto his side, groaning in pain.
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He tries to grab onto something to pull himself up, La Cucaracha struggles to sit up.
8...
Cucaracha finally sits up.
9...
Irvine grabs a hold of a chair and tries to pull himself up... but Cucaracha kicks the chair away!
10!
Irvine falls to the ground, Garner gets on the headset and relays his call to Jake Aarons.
JAKE AARONS:
Referee Cordell Garner has informed of his official decision.
The crowd quiets down.
JAKE AARONS:
Neither challenger Alexander Irvine nor champion La Cucaracha were able to return to their feet within the count of ten... therefore, this match is a draw!
The crowd boos as stage hands and medics attend to both of them.
CHAD GOMEZ:
This didn't settle anything!
SAM HEWITT:
No, it didn't.
CHAD GOMEZ:
So what we do now?!
SAM HEWITT:
Fans, Mandeville Nelson is on the phone with the Board right now but we're out of time! We'll have an update on this situation as soon as possible! See ya next week!
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Post by Office on Mar 16, 2017 22:08:31 GMT -5
3/23 IN BUFFALO, NEW YORK
MAIN EVENT
For the Iron Championship
JAMES EDWARDS (c) vs. COREY CRUELTY
1 FALL - 15 MINUTE TIME LIMIT
For the Tag Team Championship
MATT PULVER & LA CUCARACHA (c) vs. BEN CHRENSHAW & AJ KNIGHT
1 FALL - 30 MINUTE TIME LIMIT
HAMMERSTEIN vs. KRAKEN
1 FALL - 10 MINUTE TIME LIMIT
ROB DRAVEN vs. GRACE KAZOULIS
1 FALL - 10 MINUTE TIME LIMIT
FUJIKO MINE vs. BAZ
1 FALL - 10 MINUTE TIME LIMIT
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