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Post by Office on Jun 11, 2016 20:23:05 GMT -5
MANDEVILLE NELSON: GAH-REETINGS!
The fans are loud for our first television event in Las Vegas!
MANDEVILLE NELSON: ...from the Lion's Road! Welcome to Mane Event! My name is Mandeville Nelson, your esteemed host alongside my broadcast colleague... Bastian Krull!
BASTIAN KRULL: Howdy! Mandy, we're hot off the heels of a huge special! If you haven't seen it, get on it! It was a wild night with some career making performances and we finally have a KOL Champion! We'll have more on that later, though! We've got something to go to right away... Chad Gomez, take it away!
We cut to Jon Davenport standing in the middle of the ring with Chad Gomez, holding a microphone in one hand and a key in the other.
CHAD GOMEZ: After weeks of anticipation and mystery, Jon Davenport - the man who won the big battle royal at Quest for the Crown - you get to open the case up and see what's inside! Jon, if you would...
Davenport lays the briefcase flat across his arms for Gomez, who slips the key inside and opens the lid as the camera zooms in.
CHAD GOMEZ: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... the Lion's Road Heritage Championship! Along with its inaugural holder, Jon Davenport! Jon, congratulations!
Davenport drops the briefcase excitedly and asks for assistance from Chad Gomez in putting on the newly minted Heritage championship.
CHAD GOMEZ: Jon, I'm sure this is a huge moment for you. Is there anything you'd like to say?
JON DAVENPORT: Ya' know somethin' Chad, this is a huge night for me. They said when I got here I was all washed up. They said I was over the hill and halfway up the next. It ain't been an easy road but I have shown what a good ol' country boy can do. So to say, the ol' hound dog got a treat.
Jon revels momentarily in the fan reaction
JON DAVENPORT: So in the spirit of being a red blooded American that likes to take his challenges head on, tonight my match with Keith Skyfire will be for this here Heritage Championship! So Keith, you best be ready boy. Opportunity just knocked loud and clear!
Jon removes the championship from his waist and raises it with arm over his head. He shakes the hand of Chad Gomez and begins to leave the ring as John Denver's "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" begins to play.
BASTIAN KRULL: We'll be right back!
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Post by Office on Jun 11, 2016 20:23:08 GMT -5
The droll museum patrons are unimpressed by the latest in a string of uninspired paintings and sculptures. How long had it been since their eyes last feasted upon true genius? Upon true art?
But a new pedestal catches their fancy, one bearing the work of a less traditional artiste. Upon the pedestal sits a box of Pollo Bucket. One brave patron removes a chicken strip, and tentatively takes a bite. The commercial cuts.
LA CUCARACHA DEBUTS NEXT WEEK!
We open to a locker room where Blasted Monk is arguing with his mother, Master Lilly.
BLASTED MONK: What the hell is going on?
MASTER LILLY: What do you mean?
Monk grabs a chair sitting near him and chucks it across the room.
BLASTED MONK: Don't give me that shit! You know exactly what I'm talking about! You send Eyesnsane here to make sure I don--
Eyesnsane walks in to the locker room.
BLASTED MONK: You! What the hell was that!? You could have saved me for being eliminated from the Battle Royal but no! You had to make sure that didn't happen!
Blasted Monk looks at his mom.
BLASTED MONK: This is your fault!
MASTER LILLY: Son, the rules of the battle ro--
BLASTED MONK: Don't give me that shit!
Eyesnsane gets in between Master Lilly and Blasted Monk.
EYESNSANE: That might be your mom and all, but you gonna watch how you talk to her when I'm around.
Master Lilly grabs Eyesnsane to pull him back a bit.
MASTER LILLY: Don't worry son. I didn't mean for you to get upset but at the same time I can’t have you upsetting everyone in this company. I have asked for Lion's Road to book you guys in a tag team match.
Blasted Monk rolls his eyes at the idea.
EYESNSANE: You rolling your eyes? Why? You think us teaming is a bad thing? Think about that for a second. You and I together will be unstoppable.
BLASTED MONK: That's funny. What you mean to say is that you need me as a tag team partner.
Eyesnsane looks at Master Lilly.
EYESNSANE: I think you should get your son checked out. He may have hit his head when he fell at the Battle Royal. I "need" you?
BLASTED MONK: You know damn well us teaming together just means I have to carry you to victory.
Eyesnsane starts laughing and keeps laughing as he is trying to speak.
EYESNSANE: Your son must be joking.
BLASTED MONK: Joking?
Blasted Monk steps up to Eyesnsane.
BLASTED MONK: You want me to show you how much of a joke this is?
EYESNSANE: Yeah I do, I say grow a pair and get the victory tonight. Because we all know that I have no problem getting it done myself. After all I’m here to take care of business and not to be some mouth shooting clown. Look at you all up in my face right now. What’s wrong are you mad George Gray lasted longer than you did?
Monk's face goes red.
EYESNSANE: Look if you wanna tip toe around the ropes that’s fine by me. You just need to make sure that you are wearing the big boy pants tonight when we go out there. If you want to show me how serious you can be then do it in the ring tough guy. Other wise I’ll make one of those guys we are facing tap and cry for his mama. Either way I’m here to win and you should be to. Bring some damn honor to your mother for a change.
Blasted Monk turns away from Eyesnsane and walks back over to the camera and just stares into it with a look of anger and fury on his face.
EYESNSANE: Be mad, be angry, be pissed off. You don’t have to care about the people, you don’t have to care about what the executives think or say. The point is that there is more than one way to do what it seems you prefer to do. So if you want to talk to the camera how about you try telling that camera how you are going to win? Tell it why you are going to win. Tell it how you are going to dismantle our opponents. While you deal with the fact that I have been brought here to babysit a grown ass man. Keep in mind I was doing just fine kicking ass and winning championships before I got the call to come keep you in line.
MASTER LILLY: Eyes….
EYESNSANE: No, with all due respect he needs to hear this. You see you're nice and he’s your son, but you are too damn nice. It’s like I told you over the phone. What you needed to do was bring him back here and beat his ass one good time so that he would get it.
Blasted Monk turns and looks at them both.
EYESNSANE: That’s right, that’s what I told her to do and I’m here right now saying it to your face. Take a good long hard look in the mirror. How are you making Master Wong look? Maybe you care about that since you seem to not give a damn about the grief you cause your mother.
BLASTED MONK & EYESNSANE ARE IN ACTION AFTER THE BREAK!
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Post by Office on Jun 11, 2016 20:23:11 GMT -5
We return from break to see Eyesnsane and Blasted Monk arguing in their match against Helius and Firefly that is already underway, Monk nails a snap suplex on Firefly and gets up and extends his hand to tag in Eyesnsane, who tries to do so but Monk snatches it away. Eyesnsane is none too impressed with his antics and tells him to smarten up, Monk laughs at him and turns around into a spinning heel kick from Firefly! Monk knocks Eyesnsane off the apron to the floor and Firefly tags in Helius! Monk uses the ropes to drag himself to his feet and eats a double dropkick that sends him through the ropes and to the floor! Eyesnsane greets him with a shove as soon as he's back on his feet!
BASTIAN KRULL: I don't know what Master Lilly was hoping to accomplish by forcing these two guys to team up, they're going to cost themselves the match!
MANDEVILLE NELSON: It sure looks like it, they can't even hit an offensive move without one of them criticizing the other!
Eyes and Monk both turn their attention back to the ring as duelling tope con hilos come flying out at them! All four men are down on the outside of the ring! Helius and Firefly grab Monk and send him back into the ring. Helius leaps onto the apron then the top rope and goes in looking for a seated senton, but Monk nails him with a rolling Koppu kick! Eyes grabs Firefly's leg to prevent him from getting inside the ring. He pulls him out and delivers his Flashback reverse elbow strike! Eyes returns to the apron and Monk tags in him in without issue. Eyes sizes up Firefly and nails him with the twisting elbow drop known as the Flashing Elbow! Helius is getting back up on the outside so Monk hops into the ring and throws Eyesnsane out onto him!
MANDEVILLE NELSON: What!?
BASTIAN KRULL: That might be the most unconventional tag I've ever seen! Lucha rules in play here in Lion's Road so with the legal man out on the floor, his partner comes into the match - Blasted Monk is back in!
Monk covers Firefly.
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Eyesnsane yanks him out of the ring! Monk and Eyes push and shove each other a few times before Helius sneakily drags Firefly out of the ring to the floor making himself the legal man, Helius rushes into the ring and rear waistlocks Monk sending him into Eyesnsane! Eyes falls out to the apron and Monk gets O'Connor Roll'd!
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Monk kicks him off and Eyes nails him with an enzuigiri! Eyes lets him drop to the floor and warns Monk of Firefly, who springboards into the ring with a dropkick! The momentum pushes Monk across the ring almost into Eyes, but Eyes shoves him away and climbs into the ring! Firefly grabs Monk in a rear waist lock but Monk ducks and Eyes nails Firefly with a clothesline! Monk is about to yell at Eyes again, but Helius leaps onto the top rope... Monk turns and spin kicks him in the ankle to knock him to the mat! Monk grabs a hold of his ankle and applies an ankle lock just as Eyes locks on the Americana key lock that he calls Eyes Locked! Both masked wrestlers submit simultaneously and referee Brian Shelzi calls for the bell! Monk and Eyes start arguing again, this time about who won the match for their team!
BASTIAN KRULL: Well, they managed to pick up the win despite their arguing! Now they're arguing about who got the win!
MANDEVILLE NELSON: Firefly and Helius both tapped out at the same time and I lost track of who the legal man was, so who knows - does it matter? They'll argue about it even if someone does tell them who was legal!
BASTIAN KRULL: We gotta take a quick commercial break!
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Post by Office on Jun 11, 2016 20:23:16 GMT -5
The scene opens up on Chad Gomez with his requisite trio of beefed up, sunglasses wearing bodyguards, none of whom anyone would be surprised if given a tryout from Lion’s Road. Chad’s checkered suit looks as though he’s stolen the cloth of a picnic table and he stands before the camera intently and brimming with excitement.
CHAD GOMEZ: Ladies and gentleman, I am excited to present a very special guest we have here tonight. A blast from the past, you might say, for you pro-wrestling historians out there. I am thrilled to introduce Julian Cutlass!
The camera zooms out a bit to feature Cutlass, who wears a white t-shirt that contains the faded red lettering of LION’S ROAD ARMY across his chest. Cutlass is brawny, built more like a lumberjack than a bodybuilder. His face is relaxed with a polite smile and his demeanour calm as he stands with his hands on his hips.CHAD GOMEZ: Julian, it certainly is a pleasure to have you in the building tonight.JULIAN CUTLASS: Thank you, I’m happy to be here.
CHAD GOMEZ: For you hardcore pro-wrestling historians, you may remember this man from the original Lion's Road Pro-Wrestling - the one we purchased the name from - based up in Canada. Cutlass was a multiple title holder during his tenure there some ten years ago. Chad turns his attention away from the camera directly to Cutlass.CHAD GOMEZ: You know, Julian, I remember it like it was yesterday writing about the implications of so many of the major championships in Canada being united when the original Lion's Road was absorbed into the MLWA. That meant the belt that you held was merged with the All Ontario Heavyweight title to create the Canadian Heavyweight belt which you won also.Julian Cutlass grins with both flattery in response to the praise and from the rush of nostalgia that is apparent on his face.JULIAN CUTLASS: Those were good times, Chad. I seem to remember our Lion's Road Army going down south and winning some titles too. CHAD GOMEZ: That they did. Of course, things are certainly going well here at Lion’s Road these days. We’ve just recently crowned a new King of Lions champion, Robb Daniels, in what was a sensational match that fans are still buzzing about.JULIAN CUTLASS: So I heard. I was hoping that Mr. Daniels was going to be in action tonight. I would have liked to see his technique.
Prior to making a polite sort of pause, Chad glances away for just a moment as though he is about to ask a sensitive question.CHAD GOMEZ: Julian, I just have to wonder, what is it exactly you’re doing here tonight?Cutlass takes a moment to respond and his pleasant demeanour becomes serious. He glances down at Chad while saying nothing, before he shrugs casually.JULIAN CUTLASS: It’s weird to have Lion’s Road here in Las Vegas, don’t you think? Maybe I’ve been living up in the great white north for too long, but the summers down here are just brutal.
CHAD GOMEZ: Uh, well, that’s right. But, and you’ll forgive me for being insistent, I doubt that you came all the way here just to enjoy the weather…
JULIAN CUTLASS: I didn’t realize that the new champion was going to be on vacation. I guess he's got a lot to celebrate.He pauses just before the smile erupts back on his face and laughs.JULIAN CUTLASS: I guess I’m just here to soak up some pro-wrestling. It was good to see you, Chad.CHAD GOMEZ: Yes, it was good to see you, too. Enjoy the show!Cutlass walks off of the scene as Chad turns back to the camera.CHAD GOMEZ: There you have it folks, we've got a decorated champion here in attendance tonight! Up next we've got Giovanna Mancini in action, but first - our cameras caught up with her earlier this afternoon so let's take a look!
The scene opens up backstage where we spot the Jersey Princess who has just arrived at the arena looking agitated and annoyed. As she is dressed to the nines as always black dress, black high heels with red bottoms, and a black Gucci bag slung over her shoulder. She is on her cell phone clearly irate with someone on the other end. As she spoke in a bitchy demanding tone. Clearly annoyed at the situation on the other end.
GIOVANNA MANCINI: Ugh Tony I don't know what you're tawking about but I don't got time. I have to make an impact. I lost that damn battle royal? Yes to a bunch of busted looking hippos? I should have that briefcase in my hand, and that money. Don't even bring that up don't you even dare?!
Giovanna is walking with a purpose brushing past the staff without so much of a glance towards them. As her, heels clack hard against the concert floor. As the Italian beauty soon hears what the person on the other end was saying and her eyes automatically roll. However, after a few moments of hearing him, she cuts him off.
GIOVANNA MANCINI: Whatever Tony, no one cares about that loser he tried to hit on me?! Ugh ew like I would sleep with that thing. I have standards ya know? Like, don't even bring that up either no one cares. Now What is going on like I am the Jersey Princess, and tonight I am going to take down yet another busted bitch they are going to throw in my way, and then I am gonna celebrate in Vegas. It's gonna be easy but why not have fun while I am here its the only good thing I know I won't find anyone worth my time here though like have you seen the people here? Gross.
Giovanna rolled her eyes and scoffed in a disgusted tone as she made her way to her locker room as she looked at camera people that have been following her laughing in a bitchy tone, before pushing them out of the way as she entered her locker room and closed the door, not wanting the cameras to hear the rest of what she had to say.
GIOVANNA MANCINI IS IN ACTION AFTER THE BREAK!
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Post by Office on Jun 16, 2016 5:54:25 GMT -5
We join the action in progress as Giovanna Mancini screams as she pulls Aine across the ring and slams her into the top turnbuckle! She turns Aine around and begins choking her with her boot in the corner until referee Burly Jones' count reaches four at which point Mancini backs off, raising her arms in innocence as Aine falls to the mat. Aine crawls into the middle of the ring and is just about up on her feet when Mancini rushes in with a knee lift!
BASTIAN KRULL: Oof! That was loud!
Mancini backs off and sizes Aine up, looking for the #gardenstateboot... but she catches nothing but air as Aine ducks and dives under the bottom rope. She pops up on the apron, but Mancini charges at her! Aine ducks and drives a shoulder into the Jersey Princess' stomach and pulls her through the ropes and out to the floor! Aine claps and gets the fans rallying behind her as she waits for Mancini to get back up to her feet... when she does, Aine leaps off the apron with a huracanrana and sends Mancini flying!
MANDEVILLE NELSON: Textbook huracanrana!
Aine grabs Mancini up and slams her off the apron and rolls her into the ring, Aine climbs in right after and yanks her to her feet. She drags her into the corner and hoists herself up onto the second rope and leaps off with a tornado DDT! She covers!
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MANDEVILLE NELSON: Oh my! You don't get much closer than that! Aine thought she had her ticket punched!
Aine wastes little time, jumping to her feet and grabbing Mancini up. She lets go and lets her crawl as she pulls back the bow on her invisible bow and arrow and signals that the Crucifix Driver is coming! Mancini gets up and Aine grabs an arm and swings her legs around to grab the other, but Mancini backs up and slams her into the turnbuckles! Mancini collects herself before getting to her feet, grabbing Aine up off of all fours and driving her into the mat with the running bulldog!
BASTIAN KRULL: She calls that the Jersey Drive-By! And that looks like it'll do it!
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Mancini raises her arms in victory, snatching her arm away from referee Burly Jones when he tries to do it. Mancini grabs her hand bag and takes out a can of spray tan and sprays it across the back of Aine, writing "EW!" before Burly Jones snatches it away from her. Mancini exits the ring with her arms raised, soaking in the collective boos of the fans.
BASTIAN KRULL: Classless! There was no need for that!
MANDEVILLE NELSON: She's sending a message, Bastian. She wants Lion's Road to be on notice! Especially La Cucaracha, who she'll be facing next week!
BASTIAN KRULL: It'll be a good one! Fans, I understand that Chad Gomez has finally got the Skype call with Robb Daniels working so after the break, we'll have the KOL Champion on the line all the way from his vacation spot in Mexico! Stay tuned!
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Post by Office on Jun 16, 2016 5:55:03 GMT -5
A man in a hazmat suit advances through an apocalyptic landscape, his goal unclear as he eyes piles of charred corpses. He notices that one is gripping some Pollo Bucket. The man knows he can't enjoy chicken through his hazmat suit, but he also knows the toxic conditions could spell his doom.
LA CUCARACHA DEBUTS NEXT WEEK!
The scene opens showing Robb Daniels and his wife Lauren standing along a balcony overlooking the ocean. Daniels is wearing black slacks, a white button up with a matching black tie but without the suit jacket. He has the Lion's Road King of the Lions Championship title belt strapped firmly around his waist. In a split scene showing Chad Gomez ready to begin the interview.
Chad Gomez: For those of you who didn't watch last week and those of you who did...this is a recap of the Quest for the Crown tournament...
Video package of Blake Mitchell hitting the Space Needle elbow drop on Kelsey Spencer to eliminate her from the first of two Survival Triangle matches. Then Matt Pulver locking in the 'Pulverize" submission hold resulting in the referee calling for the bell after Mitchell refused to tap out. Pulver would be declared the winner of the first Survival Triangle match. Later in the night when Flynn Buck would eliminate Keith Skyfire first to make it him and Robb Daniels one on one for the opportunity to compete in the main event against Matt Pulver for the Lion's Road King of the Lions Championship! Skyfire would get revenge before leaving from the ring of the match he was just eliminated from by attacking Buck and allowing Daniels to seize the opportunity to get the pin fall to move on to the main event. Matt Pulver versus Robb Daniels would not disappoint as the two men would compete in a instant classic to decide the true King of the Lions Champion...but it would be Daniels nailing Pulver with his signature move the "Picture Perfect" to become the NEW LION'S ROAD--KING OF THE LIONS CHAMPION!
"It is my pleasure to interview Lion's Road's new King of the Lion's Champion--Robb Daniels!"
Robb Daniels: Chad--it's like a ringing in my ear. I can still hear the fans booing, throwing trash and disrespecting me all the way here in Cabo, San Lucas, Mexico.”
“We all appreciate you're time during your vacation."
"It's absolutely no problem Chad...it's the very least I could do considering Lion's Road is paying for it all!"
"You seem very fortunate Mr. Daniels. How does it feel to be the first ever King of the Lion's Champion?"
"It's an amazing feeling Chad. As I have held championships all over the world but this one means a lot. This one means a lot because of the circumstances. Everyone knows my history with the Universal Wrestling League. Everyone knows that for many years I carried that company on my back and made it into what it is today.”
“Perhaps that is why I was so drawn to Lion's Road as I saw it as an opportunity to build another company from the ground up.”
“That video package was very well done and it really is a testament of how good this roster really is. It's like a feather in my cap knowing I beat the competition I did to win this title. Lauren and I came to paradise for vacation and it seems like all I’ve done the last few days is just reflect of this journey I've made to the King of Lion's Championship.”
“How does it feel?”
“I told everybody I was going to win from the beginning. I just knew it...I felt it in my gut. We celebrated over the weekend but I quickly realized that I have a huge target on my back. Everybody wants a shot at my title and it's my job as Champion to defend the title as needed.”
“Some would say that you cheated in every match to win the title. How do you respond to that?”
“I understand how some would have thought that but let's be honest--had I cheated the referee would have penalized me by disqualification. Apparently we're operating by more lenient rules in Lion's Road. As for the men who failed in order for me to succeed....each of them are fine competitors and someday down the line will get there shot at my title. See I am the King of the Lions because I wanted it more...and when you want something as bad as I wanted to be Champion then you’ll do whatever it takes to get it.”
Lauren Daniels: My husband...the Headliner--Robb Daniels is an accomplished and proven winner. He is respected man and an honorable champion. He's ready to defend the King of the Lion's Championship whether it be Jon Davenport, Flynn Buck, Blake Mitchell or Matt Pulver.”
Daniels removes the championship title from his waist and holds it up with his right hand and points at the faceplate of the belt stressing his statement.
“I’m the King of the Lion's...and this belt. This championship title belt is proof that I am the very best in Lion's Road. Years later when you flip through the company's record books--you'll see my name on Page 1, Line 1 as the inaugural Lion's Road King of the Lion's Champion—then you’ll realize how impressive of a feat it is.”
"Robb you're wife Lauren noted some possible future challengers of yours in her earlier statement. Who do you think your first title defense will be against?"
"It's hard to say how management will select my first challenger but one has to believe that Davenport has something interesting in that briefcase he won in the battle royal. At some point tonight we'll all find out and that may answer all of our questions. The first time we met we tore the roof off the building and he's deserving of first crack. Whether the briefcase contains a shot at my title or not he'll definitely be in the running the next couple of months."
"I want to thank you for joining me from your vacation for this interview and we're all excited to see you return to television next week. Do you have any final comments?"
“Chad--I am the most accomplished wrestler on this roster and the most decorated champion in the history of this business. I am the foundation for which Lion's Road has been built upon. I have broad shoulders and a good sturdy back and I'm prepared to carry this company just as I have others before. Whether the fans are piling in the arenas to see me or see me lose--I'm still putting those asses in the seats. Let me remind you--I am the Past, Present and Future of Professional Wrestling and your Lion's Road...King of the Lion's Champion! I am the Headliner--Robb Daniels!”
“Once again congratulations to Robb Daniels on winning the KOL Championship. Stay tuned to next weeks Mane Event for Robb Daniels will return from vacation! Up next though, we're going to hear from the man he defeated in the finals... Matt Pulver!"
MATT PULVER AFTER THE BREAK!
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Post by Office on Jun 16, 2016 6:01:24 GMT -5
The instrumental version of Nelly’s “Heart of a Champion” begins playing over the speakers as the lion’s head on the stage opens up. Out walks Matt Pulver, wearing a pair of gym shorts and an official PULVERIZER t-shirt, holding a microphone in his hand. He looks into the crowd and smiles, as he walks down the ramp, acknowledging the cheers. He hops into the ring between the middle and top rope and does his signature arm raise, raising his microphone-less arm, to a small pop. He waits for the music to die down before speaking.
MATT PULVER: Quest for the Crown! What a night, huh? If you haven’t seen it yet, you should. Pick up the DVD, wait, is there a DVD release? Either way, you should find a way to watch it. It was a great show. Now what I wanted to get to, was that I got to the finals of the Quest for the Crown where I was defeated by Robb Daniels.
Lots of boos upon the mention of his name.
MATT PULVER: Many people have asked me how I feel about that loss, and what my plans are for the future. Well, it’s never fun to lose. But you can’t let that get you down, and I never do. I mean, I’m just happy that I made it as far as I did! I made it to the finals, and I was so close to winning that King of the Lion’s Championship! And I know I could’ve done it, but Daniels was just that much better than me. So congratulations on your win, Daniels. Hope you carry that title with the pride and honor it deserves!
PULVER!
PULVER!
PULVER!
MATT PULVER: As for my future, I will continue to work as hard as I can to get back into the championship picture. I got so close, and I’m not gonna stop now! So Daniels, you deserve that title, but I’m gonna work until I deserve it even more. Becau-…
Jay Z's "99 Problems" hits and Hank Simmons walks out and straight down to the ring. He climbs inside, not acknowledging Pulver at all while Pulver just stands there curiously. Simmons finally notices that Pulver hasn't left and walks up to him.
HANK SIMMONS: Hit the bricks, kid.
Simmons shoves Pulver away.
MATT PULVER: Excuse me, this is my promo time.
Hank gets in his face again.
HANK SIMMONS: I said hit the bricks, kid.
Simmons turns to walk away, but Pulver spins Hank around and gets in his face.
MATT PULVER: And I said... this is my promo time, old man.
The crowd gasps as Simmons' face turns red.
HANK SIMMONS: Kid, don't make the mistake of making this "old man" any angrier, I'll whoop you all over this ring.
MATT PULVER: You will, will you? Because I saw your match last week and I thin--no, I know I can beat you. Anytime, anywhere.
Pulver smirks and gets right into Simmons' face again.
MATT PULVER: In fact... How about right now?
The crowd pops huge as Pulver keeps his eyes fixated on Simmons' eyes, and the "Big" man shakes his head.
HANK SIMMONS: Get lost, kid. I got a match already and you know that.
MATT PULVER: Blake Mitchell, yeah, I know. I beat him.
HANK SIMMONS: And I'll beat him even worse than you did and you'll start having all kinds of second thoughts about what you just said.
MATT PULVER: We'll see.
HANK SIMMONS: Sure will, punk.
Pulver smiles and exits as Blake Mitchell's music hits.
HANK SIMMONS beat BLAKE MITCHELL with the Mack Truck in 6:58.
JON DAVENPORT vs. KEITH SKYFIRE with the HERITAGE CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE!
YOUR MAIN EVENT IS NEXT!
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Post by Office on Jun 16, 2016 6:03:48 GMT -5
A father and son enjoy a peaceful afternoon fishing from a small dock on a pristine lake, a steaming Pollo Bucket family meal set between them. The son's line grows taut, as the father points to the fishing cork a moment before it sinks beneath the water's surface, leaving only a faint ripple. The two exchange a look, as a moss-covered humanoid bursts from the lake, giving a monstrous tug on the fishing line that catapults the son into the water. The feed interrupts.
LA CUCARACHA DEBUTS NEXT WEEK!
DING! DING! DING!
JAKE AARONS: Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for your main event of the evening! It is set to be fought to one fall with pinfall, submission or knockout to decide the winner! The match will fought with television time remaining! Introducing first the challenger from Knoxville, Tennessee... He weighs in tonight at two hundred and fifty five pounds... KEITH SKYFIRE!
"Mississippi Queen" by Mountain blasts over the arena speakers and smokes fill around the entrance stage. A single spotlight shines on the lion's head as it opens up, Kieth Skyfire walks out ignoring everything around him and with his eyes focused solely on the ring. Keith climbs inside the ring, opening his ring jacket throwing both arms out. Keith quickly jerks the ring jacket back together, slowly turning moving back across the ring to his corner waiting for the match to begin.
JAKE AARONS: His opponent from Macon, Georgia! He weighs in tonight at two hundred and forty pounds! The current, reigning and defending Heritage Champion of the World! JON DAVENPORT!
Mr. Quarter of a Million steps out of the lion's head as "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" begins playing. Stomping and clapping, making sure to pat his new title belt a couple of times as the crowd roars with approval. Davenport continues doing this down the runway, leaning over to slap hands with fans before reaching the apron. He takes the title off and hands it to referee Cordell Garner, who raises it high in the air. Davenport steps in and shakes Garner's hand after he hands the belt to Jake Aarons and then warms up in the corner.
JAKE AARONS: Your referee for this bout is Cordell Garner!
The bell sounds and the two men lock-up, jockeying for position all around the ring. Skyfire tries to a go behind, but Davenport has it scouted and goes a go behind of his own and takes him down with a leg sweep! Skyfire slaps the mat in frustration and rolls out of the ring. Davenport raises his hands and the fans cheer as Skyfire tells them all to shut up. Skyfire gets in someone's face at ringside before security separates them. Skyfire climbs back inside the ring and both champion and challenger circle around the ring with Davenport eager to get going! He goes for a lock-up, but again Skyfire ducks out of the ring and laughs at the champion. Garner orders him back into the ring, threatening him with a yellow card for stalling. Skyfire slides back in and more circling around the ring with Skyfire egging Davenport on. Davenport slowly advances toward Skyfire and the two finally lock-up again, Skyfire falls victim to an arm wringer and then a wind-up punch! Skyfire bumps across the ring and Davenport catches him with nowhere to go in the corner!
BASTIAN KRULL: We know what's coming here!
The fans are excited to count along, but Skyfire shoves Davenport off the middle rope and dives out of the ring again. Skyfire kicks over the stairs at ringside in frustration and Cordell Garner produces a yellow card from his pocket!
JAKE AARONS: Referee Cordell Garner has given Keith Skyfire his first public warning!
Skyfire slams his hands against the ring apron and tells Cordell Garner it's bullshit! Garner shrugs his shoulders and tells him to get back into the ring, but Jon Davenport decides to take matters into his own hands and exits the ring to give chase. Skyfire slides in and jumps on top of Davenport as he does the same. Skyfire grabs the Heritage Champion and rams him head first into the top turnbuckle and then body slams him to the mat! He climbs up to the second rope and drops a knee across his head! The impact brings Davenport up to a seated position, and Skyfire drags him to his feet in a front facelock and attempts a vertical suplex... but it's blocked! Skyfire drives a knee into the midsection of Davenport and he staggers away.
MANDEVILLE NELSON: Give it up to Keith Skyfire on that - he couldn't get the suplex, so he doesn't exert extra energy trying to make it happen, he tries something else.
Davenport gets grabbed by Skyfire, who tries to slam him head first into the corner again but the champ grabs the top rope with his hands and blocks it. He elbows Skyfire in the gut and begins repeatedly slamming his head into the turnbuckles! He tries to stumble away, but Davenport grabs him by the wrist and pulls him in... ELBOW! Skyfire falls to a knee, but gets yanked back up... CLOTHESL-NO! Skyfire ducks it and tries to exit the ring, but Davenport grabs him as he's half way out and yanks him back in! Skyfire goes for a lariat, but Davenport ducks and hits the ropes... BIG BOOT!
BASTIAN KRULL: He didn't get all of it though!
Skyfire is wobbly on his feet, Davenport bounces off the ropes again and nails a second big boot!
MANDEVILLE NELSON: He did that time!
Skyfire falls to the mat and Davenport jumps on top!
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BASTIAN KRULL: With that is a first successful defense!
Davenport raises his arms in victory and exits to slap hands with more fans, Garner hands him his belt and he rolls back inside to pose for the fans! Skyfire jumps him from behind, sending the belt flying in the process. The fans boo, but immediately turn to cheers as Flynn Buck comes flying out of the back and soars over the top rope taking out Skyfire! Skyfire and Buck exchange blows on the ground! The locker rooms empty out as faces grabs Buck and heels grab Skyfire and try to keep the two separated. Davenport gets up and joins the attempt, the heels exit with Skyfire restrained as the babyfaces hoist Davenport up onto their shoulders! Hammerstein exits the ring, looking for the title belt to give back to Davenport but can't find it. He alerts the other babyfaces and a search party ensues, but no one can find it!
MANDEVILLE NELSON: I didn't even see where it landed when Skyfire jumped him! A fan could have it for all we know!
The replay isn't much help, as the camera was fixated on the action in the ring. Davenport checks under the ring on each side hoping to find it, but walks away obviously disappointed. Hammerstein and Buck slap him on the back and raise his arms in victory, but the belt being lost has obviously soured his mood.
BASTIAN KRULL: Fans! That's all we've got time for this week! We got an action packed show next week though! Matt Pulver battles El Hijo de Pollo, Ben Chrenshaw is up against the Blasted Monk. Lexxi D. Vine and Holly Holbrook team up to fight Hammerstein and Flynn Buck, two men we just saw here at ringside and La Cucaracha makes her Lion's Road debut against Giovanna Mancini! Don't miss it!
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Post by Office on Jun 16, 2016 15:19:32 GMT -5
Tune into Thursday, June 23rd's star studded edition of Mane Event!
Featuring...
- El Hijo de Pollo vs. Matt Pulver!
- Lexxi D. Vine & Holly Holbrook vs. Hammerstein & Flynn Buck!
- La Cucaracha vs. Giovanna Mancini!
- Ben Chrenshaw vs. Blasted Monk!
- Also featuring Heritage Champion Jon Davenport in action!
- Corey Cruelty makes his debut!
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