Post by Office on Jun 8, 2017 12:15:47 GMT -5
Mane Event opens with Jeremy Squire and Pierre Roy standing in the ring.
JAKE AARONS
Ladies and gentlemen, this next bout is to be fought over three five minute rounds with one fall, one submission or a knockout to decide the winner! Introducing first from...
A large, burly leaps over the barricade and slides into the ring. Jake Aarons has just enough time to escape before the big man levels Pierre Roy with a big boot. The poor French Canadian's evening isn't over however as his attacker picks him up and hoists him onto his shoulder and delivered a spinning crucifix toss. He puts his foot on Roy's chest as the crowd starts to jeer. Jeremy Squire, having stood back and watched, slaps the big man on the back. The big man turns around and Squire steps back, realizing that may not have been the best idea. He offers his hand in friendship. The big man takes it and the two shake hands. Squire smiles, but as he tries to turn and walk away the big man pulls him back and delivers a clothesline. The two time Light Middleweight Slap Box Champion is picked up and hoisted up on the big man's shoulder and is soon sent spinning in the air with another spinning crucifix toss. The big man starts yelling insults at the crowd as they continue to boo. A movement out of the corner of his eye catches his eye and he turns to see Pierre Roy trying to get to his feet.
CHAD GOMEZ
Stay down, you moron!
The big man laughs. He holds his taped right thumb in the air and as Roy finally gets to his feet, the big man charges and jams his thumb in his throat while he wraps his other arm around his neck and takes him to the mat.
SAM HEWITT
The feared Asian Spike, one of the deadliest moves in pro wrestling. It's actually been banned in several states because of how dangerous it it.
Official flood the ring. A few check on Jeremy Squire, while the rest attempted to pull the big man off Pierre Roy. One official calls for the ring bell to be rung, in a failed attempt to get the beast off Roy and signal more help. The crowd starts screaming for someone to do something... Over the sound system music starts to play. The crowd turns and looks up to the entrance as the Tragically Hip's "New Orleans is Sinking" fills the arena. The curiosity turns to loud boos as the Agents of Pain walk out, flanking Eli Buchanan. Officials confront him, realizing this is his doing and demanding he put an end to his. Eli walks over to the big man and bending down, whispers something in his ear. Immediately the man releases the hold and gets to his feet.
Eli yells at the Agents and one of them brings him a microphone.
ELI BUCHANAN
I'm back!
The crowd starts booing and a few people throw garbage in the ring.
ELI BUCHANAN
Security! {Pointing at the culprits} I want them thrown out of the arena. That sort of thing has no place here!
CHAD GOMEZ
Damn right!
Eli has a look of mock surprise on his face as the crowd continues to jeer.
ELI BUCHANAN
Kingston, I thought you would be more welcoming to the greatest man to ever come out of Ontario.
The crowd boos even louder as Eli and his crew laugh.
ELI BUCHANAN
I know, just like all those morons tuning in on YouTube around the world, you were really hoping to you'd never see me again. After that idiot, Hammerstein...
A loud chant of "HAMMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER!" echos through the crowd.
ELI BUCHANAN
Cheer for him all you want, but you're going to have to go to Seattle or find footage of his matches in Shining Road, because you'll never see him the a Lion's Road ring ever again!
The crowd boos.
ELI BUCHANAN
Go ahead and boo me, you sick bunch of Voyageurs.
CHAD GOMEZ
I knew this town was full of perverts. This afternoon I caught someone watching me in the washroom. He denied it of course but...
SAM HEWITT
I believe he was actually referencing the local sports team.
ELI BUCHANAN
Hammerstein knew that I have a no contact clause in my contract due to my injuries and despite that, he still chose to put his hands on me and hit me with that DDT. Hammerstein doesn't deserve your sympathy, he deserves your disdain! He knew the consequences and he's gotten exactly what he deserved. You will never see Hammerstein in a Lion's Road ring, mark my word on it!
The crowd boos.
ELI BUCHANAN
Speaking of people who you'll never see again, this brings me to my "employee" AJ Knight...
A loud chant of "AJ! AJ! AJ!" echoes through the crowd.
ELI BUCHANAN
I have no idea why you're chanting for that flake. AJ Knight was an even biggest choke artist than that idiot Hammerstein was. Knight had so much potential, and I tried my damnedest to pull that potential out of him, but potential isn't enough! Try as I might I could never save AJ from himself. Every time he found himself in a big match situation he would come so close to winning, only to fall short. If he would have listened to me, he would be King of the Lions Champion right now, but of course he didn't. That ungrateful bastard thought he knew better than me and he thought he was better off than me, so he went and stabbed his boss in the back. He willingly, and with intent, assisted Hammerstein in laying me out, and that's why I had my lawyers hit that worthless son of a bitch with a cease and desist order. I have AJ Knight under contract for the next ten years and it will be a dark day in hell before you EVER see him again in the ring.
??
Don't be so sure, Eli...
ERUPTION! Eli's face turns pale as he slowly turns toward the stage... the crowd growing louder and louder as AJ Knight steps out. The chants of AJ! AJ! AJ! are deafening! The young lion stands tall on the stage, soaking in the hero's welcome while looking very taken aback by it.
AJ KNIGHT
I missed you guys, too! How are the kids, Eli? Nah, sorry, I'll cut the bullshit... Mandy, let's go.
Mandeville Nelson follows AJ down the staging stairs and climbs up the stairs to the ring where the duo come face to face with the four men in the ring.
AJ KNIGHT
Gentlemen... Eli, Agents... and...
AJ sizes up the giant.
AJ KNIGHT
Whatever the hell you call yourself. I suppose you're wondering what I'm doing here tonight... firstly, Eli... your wife is a very generous lady. How you two ended up together is beyond me. She can do so much better than you and I think everyone here agrees.
Knight leans the mic toward the crowd as they begin an "OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!" chant. Eli's glare turns icy as AJ grins ear to ear, encouraging the chant.
ELI BUCHANAN
You're on limited time so get to your point before my men rip your limbs off.
AJ feigns shock.
AJ KNIGHT
Ooh, big tough guy needs his band of merry men to do his dirty work for him, huh? I'm ashamed to admit it - I was once standing on that side of you, doing your dirty work... but you won't hear any excuses from me. I did what I did, I'm not going to pretend I didn't have a choice in the matter because like I demonstrated in Toronto...
The fans roar.
AJ KNIGHT
I always did. I was just too scared to make that choice sooner, I take full responsibility for my actions and I'm sorry.
Knight sincerely looks to the audience as Eli pretends to cry,
AJ KNIGHT
That's why I'm here tonight because I want to make things right. Your wife, Charlotte gave me everything I needed last week to do just that. It's because of her that I'm here tonight. She sent me a bunch of scripts for Sitcoms, some of which were actually pretty damn funny, but she was very specific about one thing. To make sure I take a look at all the files on the drive. And at the end of all of those scripts I found an video file. Which was dated 6 months ago to the date. December 8th, 2016.
Eli's face turns pale and his jaw drops, AJ grins smugly. He has him right where he wants him and he knows it.
AJ KNIGHT
And that's why I've called you to accompany me, Mandy... can we roll the footage?
Nelson holds his ear piece and nods, the screen comes to life. Security footage rolls from the parking lot, Cordell Garner steps out of his car after parking it. The lights flash and the horn sounds as he locks it. He picks up his bag and begins making his way off camera when an Agent of Pain grabs him from behind and slams him head first against his car knocking him unconscious. The other Agent saunters into the shot, opening up a bag and dropping what appear to be wrist gauntlets near Garner's body. A stage hand comes rushing in, but an Agent hands him a wad of cash and turns him back the way he came as the footage fades.
MANDEVILLE NELSON
So... you were telling the truth all along...
AJ nods and Buchanan stands before them, steaming mad.
ELI BUCHANAN
This changes NOTHING! You signed the contract, you're MINE!
AJ nods slowly.
AJ KNIGHT
Yeah, you're right... I am and you're the only who has the power to release me from that contract. Something I know you're not interested in doing.
ELI BUCHANAN
Hell no! I'd rather die!
AJ KNIGHT
Would this change your mind?
Knight reaches into his pocket, pulls out something and holds it up...
ELI BUCHANAN
YOU SON O--
The Agents are forced to use all their power to restrain Eli, AJ looks up at what he's holding... the red Tiger Mask once worn by Eli Buchanan. Eli is livid, shouting at AJ telling him he's going to hurt him!
AJ KNIGHT
I figured you'd have better security for your office. How does it feel, AJ? You're no longer in control of your own destiny... it's not fun, is it? That's been every day of my life since December 8th... but... I had a choice so I'll give you one: You either release me from that contract, or this little treasure goes up in smoke.
AJ produces a lighter and ignites it, holding it close to the mask while Buchanan kicks his feet at AJ, who backs up to avoid it. Nelson holds his microphone close to Eli.
ELI BUCHANAN
IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO THAT MASK... I'LL DO TO YOU WHAT I DID TO LA CUCARACHA!
AJ KNIGHT
All you gotta do is rele---wait, what?
Nelson and Knight are both curious, Buchanan's anger subsides and he swallows hard.
AJ KNIGHT
This just isn't your night, Eli. Your crimes against myself and Cordell Garner have come to light and now you just admitted that it was the one and only true Tiger Mask Red fighting La Cucaracha at Pollomania's Cinco de Mayo.
AJ rubs his chin.
AJ KNIGHT
Which is weird... I thought... you were out with a concussion, weren't you? Head trauma so severe that you had a NO CONTACT clause put in the contract. That's the whole reason Hammerstein is suspended, right?
Eli is damn near catatonic at this point with AJ standing in front of him with the mask in hand. Buchanan's demeanour is strangely calm.
AJ KNIGHT
You're done, you're defeated... are you going to let me go, or is this going to go?
Knight backs up, drops to the mat and rolls out to the floor holding the lighter close to the mask, awaiting Eli's answer. Eli smiles...
ELI BUCHANAN
Sure, you got it.
The Kingston crowd cheers, but Eli holds up a finger.
ELI BUCHANAN
I don't think I introduced my newest client though... his name is Iron Mack Brody. I'll grant you your freedom for one night. You face him, one on one in a street fight. You win, I'll rip the contract up... but if you lose... you'll be starring in laxative commercials for the next ten years. Deal?
AJ nods.
AJ KNIGHT
You got it.
The crowd cheers.
AJ KNIGHT
Make sure Chewbacca is ready for a fight...
AJ chucks the mask into the crowd, the AOP and Brody dash after it as AJ takes off. Buchanan tries to follow, but Nelson grabs his arm. There are no microphones, but the camera picks up what's said.
MANDEVILLE NELSON
We need to chat...
JAKE AARONS
Ladies and gentlemen, this next bout is to be fought over three five minute rounds with one fall, one submission or a knockout to decide the winner! Introducing first from...
A large, burly leaps over the barricade and slides into the ring. Jake Aarons has just enough time to escape before the big man levels Pierre Roy with a big boot. The poor French Canadian's evening isn't over however as his attacker picks him up and hoists him onto his shoulder and delivered a spinning crucifix toss. He puts his foot on Roy's chest as the crowd starts to jeer. Jeremy Squire, having stood back and watched, slaps the big man on the back. The big man turns around and Squire steps back, realizing that may not have been the best idea. He offers his hand in friendship. The big man takes it and the two shake hands. Squire smiles, but as he tries to turn and walk away the big man pulls him back and delivers a clothesline. The two time Light Middleweight Slap Box Champion is picked up and hoisted up on the big man's shoulder and is soon sent spinning in the air with another spinning crucifix toss. The big man starts yelling insults at the crowd as they continue to boo. A movement out of the corner of his eye catches his eye and he turns to see Pierre Roy trying to get to his feet.
CHAD GOMEZ
Stay down, you moron!
The big man laughs. He holds his taped right thumb in the air and as Roy finally gets to his feet, the big man charges and jams his thumb in his throat while he wraps his other arm around his neck and takes him to the mat.
SAM HEWITT
The feared Asian Spike, one of the deadliest moves in pro wrestling. It's actually been banned in several states because of how dangerous it it.
Official flood the ring. A few check on Jeremy Squire, while the rest attempted to pull the big man off Pierre Roy. One official calls for the ring bell to be rung, in a failed attempt to get the beast off Roy and signal more help. The crowd starts screaming for someone to do something... Over the sound system music starts to play. The crowd turns and looks up to the entrance as the Tragically Hip's "New Orleans is Sinking" fills the arena. The curiosity turns to loud boos as the Agents of Pain walk out, flanking Eli Buchanan. Officials confront him, realizing this is his doing and demanding he put an end to his. Eli walks over to the big man and bending down, whispers something in his ear. Immediately the man releases the hold and gets to his feet.
Eli yells at the Agents and one of them brings him a microphone.
ELI BUCHANAN
I'm back!
The crowd starts booing and a few people throw garbage in the ring.
ELI BUCHANAN
Security! {Pointing at the culprits} I want them thrown out of the arena. That sort of thing has no place here!
CHAD GOMEZ
Damn right!
Eli has a look of mock surprise on his face as the crowd continues to jeer.
ELI BUCHANAN
Kingston, I thought you would be more welcoming to the greatest man to ever come out of Ontario.
The crowd boos even louder as Eli and his crew laugh.
ELI BUCHANAN
I know, just like all those morons tuning in on YouTube around the world, you were really hoping to you'd never see me again. After that idiot, Hammerstein...
A loud chant of "HAMMMER! HAMMER! HAMMER!" echos through the crowd.
ELI BUCHANAN
Cheer for him all you want, but you're going to have to go to Seattle or find footage of his matches in Shining Road, because you'll never see him the a Lion's Road ring ever again!
The crowd boos.
ELI BUCHANAN
Go ahead and boo me, you sick bunch of Voyageurs.
CHAD GOMEZ
I knew this town was full of perverts. This afternoon I caught someone watching me in the washroom. He denied it of course but...
SAM HEWITT
I believe he was actually referencing the local sports team.
ELI BUCHANAN
Hammerstein knew that I have a no contact clause in my contract due to my injuries and despite that, he still chose to put his hands on me and hit me with that DDT. Hammerstein doesn't deserve your sympathy, he deserves your disdain! He knew the consequences and he's gotten exactly what he deserved. You will never see Hammerstein in a Lion's Road ring, mark my word on it!
The crowd boos.
ELI BUCHANAN
Speaking of people who you'll never see again, this brings me to my "employee" AJ Knight...
A loud chant of "AJ! AJ! AJ!" echoes through the crowd.
ELI BUCHANAN
I have no idea why you're chanting for that flake. AJ Knight was an even biggest choke artist than that idiot Hammerstein was. Knight had so much potential, and I tried my damnedest to pull that potential out of him, but potential isn't enough! Try as I might I could never save AJ from himself. Every time he found himself in a big match situation he would come so close to winning, only to fall short. If he would have listened to me, he would be King of the Lions Champion right now, but of course he didn't. That ungrateful bastard thought he knew better than me and he thought he was better off than me, so he went and stabbed his boss in the back. He willingly, and with intent, assisted Hammerstein in laying me out, and that's why I had my lawyers hit that worthless son of a bitch with a cease and desist order. I have AJ Knight under contract for the next ten years and it will be a dark day in hell before you EVER see him again in the ring.
??
Don't be so sure, Eli...
ERUPTION! Eli's face turns pale as he slowly turns toward the stage... the crowd growing louder and louder as AJ Knight steps out. The chants of AJ! AJ! AJ! are deafening! The young lion stands tall on the stage, soaking in the hero's welcome while looking very taken aback by it.
AJ KNIGHT
I missed you guys, too! How are the kids, Eli? Nah, sorry, I'll cut the bullshit... Mandy, let's go.
Mandeville Nelson follows AJ down the staging stairs and climbs up the stairs to the ring where the duo come face to face with the four men in the ring.
AJ KNIGHT
Gentlemen... Eli, Agents... and...
AJ sizes up the giant.
AJ KNIGHT
Whatever the hell you call yourself. I suppose you're wondering what I'm doing here tonight... firstly, Eli... your wife is a very generous lady. How you two ended up together is beyond me. She can do so much better than you and I think everyone here agrees.
Knight leans the mic toward the crowd as they begin an "OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!" chant. Eli's glare turns icy as AJ grins ear to ear, encouraging the chant.
ELI BUCHANAN
You're on limited time so get to your point before my men rip your limbs off.
AJ feigns shock.
AJ KNIGHT
Ooh, big tough guy needs his band of merry men to do his dirty work for him, huh? I'm ashamed to admit it - I was once standing on that side of you, doing your dirty work... but you won't hear any excuses from me. I did what I did, I'm not going to pretend I didn't have a choice in the matter because like I demonstrated in Toronto...
The fans roar.
AJ KNIGHT
I always did. I was just too scared to make that choice sooner, I take full responsibility for my actions and I'm sorry.
Knight sincerely looks to the audience as Eli pretends to cry,
AJ KNIGHT
That's why I'm here tonight because I want to make things right. Your wife, Charlotte gave me everything I needed last week to do just that. It's because of her that I'm here tonight. She sent me a bunch of scripts for Sitcoms, some of which were actually pretty damn funny, but she was very specific about one thing. To make sure I take a look at all the files on the drive. And at the end of all of those scripts I found an video file. Which was dated 6 months ago to the date. December 8th, 2016.
Eli's face turns pale and his jaw drops, AJ grins smugly. He has him right where he wants him and he knows it.
AJ KNIGHT
And that's why I've called you to accompany me, Mandy... can we roll the footage?
Nelson holds his ear piece and nods, the screen comes to life. Security footage rolls from the parking lot, Cordell Garner steps out of his car after parking it. The lights flash and the horn sounds as he locks it. He picks up his bag and begins making his way off camera when an Agent of Pain grabs him from behind and slams him head first against his car knocking him unconscious. The other Agent saunters into the shot, opening up a bag and dropping what appear to be wrist gauntlets near Garner's body. A stage hand comes rushing in, but an Agent hands him a wad of cash and turns him back the way he came as the footage fades.
MANDEVILLE NELSON
So... you were telling the truth all along...
AJ nods and Buchanan stands before them, steaming mad.
ELI BUCHANAN
This changes NOTHING! You signed the contract, you're MINE!
AJ nods slowly.
AJ KNIGHT
Yeah, you're right... I am and you're the only who has the power to release me from that contract. Something I know you're not interested in doing.
ELI BUCHANAN
Hell no! I'd rather die!
AJ KNIGHT
Would this change your mind?
Knight reaches into his pocket, pulls out something and holds it up...
ELI BUCHANAN
YOU SON O--
The Agents are forced to use all their power to restrain Eli, AJ looks up at what he's holding... the red Tiger Mask once worn by Eli Buchanan. Eli is livid, shouting at AJ telling him he's going to hurt him!
AJ KNIGHT
I figured you'd have better security for your office. How does it feel, AJ? You're no longer in control of your own destiny... it's not fun, is it? That's been every day of my life since December 8th... but... I had a choice so I'll give you one: You either release me from that contract, or this little treasure goes up in smoke.
AJ produces a lighter and ignites it, holding it close to the mask while Buchanan kicks his feet at AJ, who backs up to avoid it. Nelson holds his microphone close to Eli.
ELI BUCHANAN
IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO THAT MASK... I'LL DO TO YOU WHAT I DID TO LA CUCARACHA!
AJ KNIGHT
All you gotta do is rele---wait, what?
Nelson and Knight are both curious, Buchanan's anger subsides and he swallows hard.
AJ KNIGHT
This just isn't your night, Eli. Your crimes against myself and Cordell Garner have come to light and now you just admitted that it was the one and only true Tiger Mask Red fighting La Cucaracha at Pollomania's Cinco de Mayo.
AJ rubs his chin.
AJ KNIGHT
Which is weird... I thought... you were out with a concussion, weren't you? Head trauma so severe that you had a NO CONTACT clause put in the contract. That's the whole reason Hammerstein is suspended, right?
Eli is damn near catatonic at this point with AJ standing in front of him with the mask in hand. Buchanan's demeanour is strangely calm.
AJ KNIGHT
You're done, you're defeated... are you going to let me go, or is this going to go?
Knight backs up, drops to the mat and rolls out to the floor holding the lighter close to the mask, awaiting Eli's answer. Eli smiles...
ELI BUCHANAN
Sure, you got it.
The Kingston crowd cheers, but Eli holds up a finger.
ELI BUCHANAN
I don't think I introduced my newest client though... his name is Iron Mack Brody. I'll grant you your freedom for one night. You face him, one on one in a street fight. You win, I'll rip the contract up... but if you lose... you'll be starring in laxative commercials for the next ten years. Deal?
AJ nods.
AJ KNIGHT
You got it.
The crowd cheers.
AJ KNIGHT
Make sure Chewbacca is ready for a fight...
AJ chucks the mask into the crowd, the AOP and Brody dash after it as AJ takes off. Buchanan tries to follow, but Nelson grabs his arm. There are no microphones, but the camera picks up what's said.
MANDEVILLE NELSON
We need to chat...