Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2017 17:55:41 GMT -5
NAME - Aron
HOW'D YOU HEAR ABOUT US - Twitter
PREFERRED METHOD OF CONTACT - PM
REAL NAME - Beef Armstrong
STAGE NAME - Beef Armstrong
NICKNAME(S) - Beefcake
DATE OF BIRTH - ’68
PLACE OF BIRTH - Beef was too busy lifting to answer this.
FIGHTING OUT OF - (Too busy flexing.)
HEIGHT & WEIGHT - 6’0”; 270 lb.
DEBUT YEAR - ’92
ALIGNMENT - Heel
ALLIES -
RIVALS -
BIOGRAPHY - Beef was born swole. He claims to have performed bicep curls in the womb every day using his own umbilical cord. At 8 years old, he was able to bench 230 pounds and had <1% body fat. That’s when Hollywood came knocking, and little Beefcake landed himself starring roles in B-movies and product endorsements - all under the performing name of Samson Jr.. His physique became less of a novelty as he grew older, and his 15 minutes of fame were over. The public scandal about his upbringing and rumoured steroid use didn’t help either.
Out of the spotlight, Beef developed into a fine young athlete during high school and college, with a talent for wrestling. He crushed the competition and was earmarked as a potential Olympian. Disaster struck when a back injury sidelined him and he missed the Trials.
Years passed, and adult Beef worked as a bouncer, debt collector, whatever paid the bills… and painkiller prescription. In his seedy circle of contacts, he was given the hookup to the even seedier world of pro-wrestling, hoping for one last shot to truly make it big.
That was 25+ years ago.
PAST INJURIES - Torn biceps, torn rotator cuff, hernia, various back injuries, concussions.
EQUIPMENT - Bandana w/designs to hide his receding hairline; long tights w/tacky macho designs - flames, skulls, barbed wire etc.; weightlifting belt; black boots.
WALKOUT ATTIRE - Shades.
CASUAL ATTIRE - Ribera Steakhouse jacket, Zubaz, fanny pack.
WALKOUT THEME - Iron Man - Black Sabbath
WALKOUT DESCRIPTION -
The ominous drum beat to Black Sabbath's Iron Man pounds through the speakers. Every inch of the video wall is filled with sweaty, rippling muscles and blood vessels ready to burst. Beef's hulking silhouette stomps across the stage to the beat, stopping dead-centre in front of the flesh-toned screen, where a branding iron burns his name into a bulging biceps. He raises his arms and flexes, the strobing stage lights shattering over his shredded physique. A droning guitar joins the fray as he screams alongside Ozzy Osbourne’s distorted vocals…
BEEF ARMSTRONG
I AM IRON MAN!
Making eye contact with poor Becky Chande, he points at the gratuitous close-ups of his physique on the video wall and smiles, before descending the stairs to the ringside area. He climbs into the ring and poses on all four sides.
WEAPON OF CHOICE - Dumbbell
FAVOURITE MATCH TYPE - Tag team matches because he can take a breather. Hardcore-style matches because he can compensate for his ravaged body. Make him climb a cage or put him in an iron man match and he’ll probably have a heart attack.
FIGHTING STYLE - Beef is past his sell-by date but that means he gets tougher every day. He can’t get down on the mat and grapple like he used to, and he sure as hell can’t jump off the ropes… and he isn’t going to run laps around you… but he hits harder than Hurricane Harvey and can suplex you like a rag doll. He’s a big trash talker and loves to squeeze in a few pushups while he’s making you humble.
SPORTSMANSHIP - Picture that fat obnoxious dad at every little league game, belittling the referee and yelling at all the kids who just want to have fun; yeah, that’s Beef’s idea of sportsmanship.
FINISHING MOVES -
Beef Burger Press - Military press into falling slam
Stretch Armstrong - Accordion rack
SIGNATURE MOVES -
Beef Curtain - Lariat
Beef Sandwich - Running senton
Brain Damage - Two-handed clawhold
STANDARD MOVES -
Belly-to-belly suplex
Body slam
Corner elbows
Elbow drops w/theatrics
Exploder suplex
Fallaway slam
Full nelson slam
German suplex
Gutwrench suplex
Headbutt
Release spinebuster
Running powerslam
Swinging side slam
COUNTER MOVES -
Gore
HOW'D YOU HEAR ABOUT US - Twitter
PREFERRED METHOD OF CONTACT - PM
REAL NAME - Beef Armstrong
STAGE NAME - Beef Armstrong
NICKNAME(S) - Beefcake
DATE OF BIRTH - ’68
PLACE OF BIRTH - Beef was too busy lifting to answer this.
FIGHTING OUT OF - (Too busy flexing.)
HEIGHT & WEIGHT - 6’0”; 270 lb.
DEBUT YEAR - ’92
ALIGNMENT - Heel
ALLIES -
RIVALS -
BIOGRAPHY - Beef was born swole. He claims to have performed bicep curls in the womb every day using his own umbilical cord. At 8 years old, he was able to bench 230 pounds and had <1% body fat. That’s when Hollywood came knocking, and little Beefcake landed himself starring roles in B-movies and product endorsements - all under the performing name of Samson Jr.. His physique became less of a novelty as he grew older, and his 15 minutes of fame were over. The public scandal about his upbringing and rumoured steroid use didn’t help either.
Out of the spotlight, Beef developed into a fine young athlete during high school and college, with a talent for wrestling. He crushed the competition and was earmarked as a potential Olympian. Disaster struck when a back injury sidelined him and he missed the Trials.
Years passed, and adult Beef worked as a bouncer, debt collector, whatever paid the bills… and painkiller prescription. In his seedy circle of contacts, he was given the hookup to the even seedier world of pro-wrestling, hoping for one last shot to truly make it big.
That was 25+ years ago.
PAST INJURIES - Torn biceps, torn rotator cuff, hernia, various back injuries, concussions.
EQUIPMENT - Bandana w/designs to hide his receding hairline; long tights w/tacky macho designs - flames, skulls, barbed wire etc.; weightlifting belt; black boots.
WALKOUT ATTIRE - Shades.
CASUAL ATTIRE - Ribera Steakhouse jacket, Zubaz, fanny pack.
WALKOUT THEME - Iron Man - Black Sabbath
WALKOUT DESCRIPTION -
The ominous drum beat to Black Sabbath's Iron Man pounds through the speakers. Every inch of the video wall is filled with sweaty, rippling muscles and blood vessels ready to burst. Beef's hulking silhouette stomps across the stage to the beat, stopping dead-centre in front of the flesh-toned screen, where a branding iron burns his name into a bulging biceps. He raises his arms and flexes, the strobing stage lights shattering over his shredded physique. A droning guitar joins the fray as he screams alongside Ozzy Osbourne’s distorted vocals…
BEEF ARMSTRONG
I AM IRON MAN!
Making eye contact with poor Becky Chande, he points at the gratuitous close-ups of his physique on the video wall and smiles, before descending the stairs to the ringside area. He climbs into the ring and poses on all four sides.
WEAPON OF CHOICE - Dumbbell
FAVOURITE MATCH TYPE - Tag team matches because he can take a breather. Hardcore-style matches because he can compensate for his ravaged body. Make him climb a cage or put him in an iron man match and he’ll probably have a heart attack.
FIGHTING STYLE - Beef is past his sell-by date but that means he gets tougher every day. He can’t get down on the mat and grapple like he used to, and he sure as hell can’t jump off the ropes… and he isn’t going to run laps around you… but he hits harder than Hurricane Harvey and can suplex you like a rag doll. He’s a big trash talker and loves to squeeze in a few pushups while he’s making you humble.
SPORTSMANSHIP - Picture that fat obnoxious dad at every little league game, belittling the referee and yelling at all the kids who just want to have fun; yeah, that’s Beef’s idea of sportsmanship.
FINISHING MOVES -
Beef Burger Press - Military press into falling slam
Stretch Armstrong - Accordion rack
SIGNATURE MOVES -
Beef Curtain - Lariat
Beef Sandwich - Running senton
Brain Damage - Two-handed clawhold
STANDARD MOVES -
Belly-to-belly suplex
Body slam
Corner elbows
Elbow drops w/theatrics
Exploder suplex
Fallaway slam
Full nelson slam
German suplex
Gutwrench suplex
Headbutt
Release spinebuster
Running powerslam
Swinging side slam
COUNTER MOVES -
Gore
