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Post by Office on Jul 28, 2016 15:33:15 GMT -5
MANDEVILLE NELSON: Greetings!
Fans are going nuts here in Hawaii!
MANDEVILLE NELSON: from the Lion's Road! Welcome to Mane Event! My name is Mandeville Nelson and I am joined by not only Bastian Krull, but also Chad Gomez! Chad, welcome to the team!
CHAD GOMEZ: Why thank you, Mandy. The pleasure is all yours.
Krull rolls his eyes while Nelson no sells it.
CHAD GOMEZ: We have a special worthy card tonight, don't you think, Bas?
BASTIAN KRULL: I do! Plenty of new faces here tonight - we've got newcomer Jaden Miles battling Julian Cutlass. Oakley Friday makes her debut in a triangle match with a man who debuted last week in Jack Rose and the ever unpredictable El Hijo de Pollo.
MANDEVILLE NELSON: Of course, there is our main events - Matt Pulver will battle Ben Chrenshaw in a two out of three falls match in the first match in the Iron Series and La Cucaracha defends her Heritage Championship against Corey Cruelty!
CHAD GOMEZ: The Heritage Championship has proven to be one of the hardest titles to hang on to, guys, with three champions since June 9th. Only Jon Davenport was able to make a successful defense of the belt.
MANDEVILLE NELSON: Well, we'll find out if that bad luck streak for the champion will continue but first, we've got to take a break and when we return... HAMMERSTEIN will be in action.
CHAD GOMEZ: Oh boy.
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Post by Office on Jul 28, 2016 15:36:37 GMT -5
Paulie Rod and Ragin' Bull enter the ring as ‘No Sleep til Brooklyn’ by the Beastie Boys plays.
BASTIAN KRULL: This will definitely be a daunting task in front of Hammerstein tonight. Can he do it?
As The Rockafeller Skank by Fatboy Slim begins, the graphic ‘Straight Outta Whynot’ flashes, almost strobe like, on the POLLOVISION, then slows down until it stops blinking. Smoke/fog begins to bellow from the nose of the Lion's nose. Jacob Hammerstein bounds through the smoke, ala the Shockmaster. The crowd roars in laughter as 'The Hammer' gets to his feet, coughing and waving the smoke away. 'The Hammer' gets his swagger back and heads down the ramp, wearing black wrestling boots, black below-the-knee cargo shorts, and his trademark 'Straight Outta Whynot' sleeveless t-shirt.Hammerstein fist bumps with some of the fans on his way to the ring. He tries to run and slide under the bottom rope but can't get the height, so he crashes into the ring apron and flops to the floor. Jacob quickly gets to his feet, no selling the embarrassing flop. He picks up his shades, wipes them off, and puts them back on before walking up the ring steps and entering the ring.
JAKE AARONS: Ladies and Gentlemen, he weighs in at 267 lbs. Originally from Why, Arizona, but now hailing from Whynot, Mississippi, this is HAMMERSTEIN!
Hammerstein tries to jump up onto the second turnbuckle, but can't make it, so he plays one foot on the bottom turnbuckle and the other on the second before throwing up both arms in a show of confidence of victory.
CHAD GOMEZ: Hammerstein changed his walkout music because he saw an online poll that called him the third most annoying wrestler in the sport. He’s constantly trying to be number one. So he added one of the most annoying songs ever released to try to give himself a bump in the polls.
MANDEVILLE NELSON: But Hammerstein has some motivation in this. If you remember, he asked Anna Mathews out on a date on Twitter and she said yes, but only if he wins this match.
CHAD GOMEZ: In other words, Hammerstein’s going to have no plans for the weekend?
Referee Brian Shelzi calls for the bell, and Paulie and The Bull swarm Hammerstein in the corner. Shelzi steps up, telling the team to back away, the beginning a rather slow five count. As Rod and The Bull back away, Hammerstein slumps in the corner. The tag team pulls Hammerstein up and double team Irish whips him across the ring into the far corner. Ragin Bull grabs Rod by the arm and whips him into Hammerstein. Rod crashes into ‘The Hammer’ with a Stinger splash, then jumps out of the way as Bull crushes Hammerstein with an avalanche. Hammerstein staggers out of the corner, and is clothesline out of the ring by Bull.
BASTIAN KRULL: And Hammerstein lands on the floor next to us.
CHAD GOMEZ: I thin--HEY! HE STOLE MY PHONE!
Paulie Rod throws Hammerstein into the ring. Rod and Bull pull him up and throw him into the ropes to set him up for a double clothesline. Hammerstein rebounds off the ropes and ducks under the attempted clothesline. Rod and Bull turn around and Hammerstein throws his hands in the air, Gomez’s phone in his right.
HAMMERSTEIN: STOP!
Paulie and Bull stop dead in their tracks. Hammerstein hits a few keys on Chad’s phone, and a song begins to play.
Hammerstein, Rod, and Bull start doing the running man dance made popular in vines.
CHAD GOMEZ: I don't believe this! I came to a wrestling show, and a dance party breaks out!
BASTIAN KRULL: And a lot of these fans are doing it, too.
Rod and Bull spin around while dancing and when they face Hammerstein, he pokes them both in the eyes then hits a double DDT, driving both men head-first into the canvas. Referee Shelzi makes the count.
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2…
3!!!
Hammerstein jumps up and starts celebrating like he just won the world title. He hops out of the ring and begins running laps around the ring, high fiving fans. He stops by the announce table long enough to hand Chad his phone back, then runs up the ramp and attempts a cartwheel, but crashes and burns. Hammerstein slowly gets to his feet, brushes himself off, and raises his arms in victory.
CHAD GOMEZ: I've never seen a man celebrating the fact that he gets to spend time with Anna Matthews...
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Post by Office on Jul 28, 2016 15:40:34 GMT -5
As the opening sounds of "C'mon" by Kesha begins to play, the lights turn to shades of soft pinks, purples and whites. Similarly coloured smoke pours out of the nostril’s of the lion’s head on stage before its mouth opens, revealing Oakley Friday in her white and gold wrestling attire. She can’t help but shake her shoulders and hips a bit to her song before stepping out onto the elevated run way.
JAKE AARONS: This next contest is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit! Introducing first from San Luis Obispo, California! She weighs one hundred and twenty nine pounds... OAKLEY FRIDAY!
Making her way towards the ring she waves at, and leans over to greet a few chosen fans along the way. Taking hold of the top rope and bouncing from the second she springboards herself into the ring, tossing her hair around as she enters. After landing on her feet Oakley takes a colourful hair tie off of her wrist and pulls back her blonde hair into a ponytail, ready to get down to business.
JAKE AARONS: Next! From London, England! He weighs in at one hundred and eighty five pounds... JACK ROSE!
'How Soon is Now?' by the Smiths echoes through the arena as the crowd erupt in jubilation. Jack Rose steps out from behind the lion's head as the fans cheer for the popular babyface. He walks across the elevates runway towards the ring making a conscious effort to appreciate the reception, before rolling under the ropes, climbing aloft the top turnbuckle and pointing to the skies.
JAKE AARONS: Finally! From Tijuana, Mexico! He weighs one hundred and ninety pounds... EL HIJO DE POLLO!
ALL YOU CAN EAT
ALL YOU CAN EAT
"The Cock of the Walk" El Hijo de Pollo makes his way to the stage. Hijo stands stoically and absorbs the response from the crowd. Hijo abruptly points to the stars and BOOM. A barrage of breadcrumbs shoot from the stage and into the crowd.
ALL YOU CAN EAT
ALL YOU CAN EAT
Hijo maintains this stance until all breadcrumbs have trickled to the ground. Hijo grabs a plastic bottle filled with chicken grease. With his eyes glued to the squared circle, the luchadore hurries to the apron. Before facing the crowd he takes a giant swig from the grease bottle. Hijo nearly hemorrhages as he flexes to the crowd culminating in Hijo discharges a greasy mist all over himself and the lucky few in the crowd. He drops down off the apron and begins walking around ringside.
JAKE AARONS: Your referee for this contest is Brian Shelzi!
Referee Brian Shelzi tries to tell El Hijo de Pollo to get inside the ring, but the masked luchador instead grabs a chair and takes a seat at ringside. Jack Rose and Oakley Evers Friday both look at Shelzi confused and he shoots an equally confused look back... he shrugs and calls for the bell. Friday and Rose hesitantly circle around, keeping their eyes fixed on the always dangerous El Hijo de Pollo... but he's kicked his feet up onto the apron and is stretched out with his hands behind his head. The two lock-up, Rose takes control with a side headlock but Friday transition it into a standing arm wringer and then leaps up, bringing Rose's arm down across both her knees! Rose rolls away holding his arm! Oakley Evers Friday patiently waits as Jack Rose slowly gets up to his feet, then she makes her move... she leaps up, wraps her legs around his head and headscissors him down to the mat! She hops in place, eager to hit her next move... Rose gets up, Oakley charges... DROPKICK BY JACK ROSE! Oakley is stopped dead in her tracks by a beautiful dropkick and all El Hijo de Pollo does to react is yawn.
BASTIAN KRULL: If he thinks he can do better then why doesn't he get involved in this match like he's supposed to be!
CHAD GOMEZ: Why?
MANDEVILLE NELSON: I have to agree with Chad, Bastian! There's nothing preventing El Hijo de Pollo from doing what he's doing. Either one of them could employ the same tactic that Pollo has and get away with it.
Rose pulls Friday to her feet and whips her into the ropes... he doubles over and throws her over his back with a back body drop in mind, but she lands on her feet. Rose goes for a superkick, but Oakley catches it and spins him around! He comes back with a European uppercut! Friday falls into the ropes but comes right back! Rose catches her in mid air and slams her down to the mat with a spin out powerbomb! He covers!
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KICKOUT!
El Hijo de Pollo didn't even budge from his seat! Rose looks at him curiously before pulling Oakley back up to her feet. He grabs her in a front face lock and appears poised to suplex her, but Friday blocks the attempt and breaks free, nailing Rose with a step-up enzuigiri. With the Englishman wobbled, she grabs him and fireman carry's him to the mat, locking on an armbar! Pollo uncrosses his legs, putting his foot under the bottom rope and pulling it towards him as Rose reaches for it with his free hand. Sensing something is amiss, Rose instead uses his legs to grab a hold of the ropes and cause the hold to be broken.
CHAD GOMEZ: Hahaha!
BASTIAN KRULL: I can safely say I've never seen that tactic employed in my career.
MANDEVILLE NELSON: Fowl Play at its finest, Bastian!
Rose and Oakley both engage in a lock-up and Rose pulls a hammerlock after his go behind, Friday grabs the ropes to break the hold and El Hijo de Pollo lets out a loud sigh and gets up out of his chair. He kicks it over and walks around ringside, climbing up onto the ramp and enters the ring. The two babyface wrestlers turn to the rudo luchador and go for a double clothesline, but Hijo ducks underneath and springboards off of the middle rope. Pollo takes both man and woman out with a crossbody block! Pollo climbs to his feet and arm drags Rose to the mat as he gets up and charges him. Friday tries herself, but she eats a hurracanrana and rolls out of the ring. Pollo begins signalling for a tope con hilo, but Jack Rose kicks him in the gut as he turns around and hoists him into the air... FALCON ARROW! Rose hooks the leg!
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FRIDAY BREAKS IT UP JUST AS POLLO KICKS OUT!
Rose rolls Pollo away and gets grabbed by Friday, she tries to Irish whip him into the corner but Rose reverses it and sends her in. He charges in after her boot, but she gets a boot up and hops onto the second rope... TORNADO LUNGBLOWER! Friday sees Pollo getting up on the opposite side of the ring with his back to her and bounds across the ring, leaping into the air for a jumping reverse bulldog, but the Cock of the Walk holds onto the ropes and she goes crashing down to the mat. He grabs her and puts her onto his shoulder, then drops her into a Dragon Suplex to complete the Flockin' Suplex! He goes for the cover, but Jack Rose comes off the top with the Bed of Roses frog splash! Pollo moves at the last second, then spits chicken grease into Rose's eyes! Rose falls to the mat blinded as Pollo decides against covering Friday, instead opting to send her into the corner! He charges in, but she moves and tries for a side Russian leg sweep! Pollo elbows his way out of it and plants her to the mat with the 99 Cent Special! He covers!
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Rose tries to leap to save, but his blinded eyes cause him to miss!
3!
MANDEVILLE NELSON: How on Earth did he keep that chicken grease in there without puking?
CHAD GOMEZ: ...it's not that gross.
BASTIAN KRULL: Jack Rose had this won!
Pollo nonchalantly exits the ring and raises his arms in victory, having a good chuckle at Jack Rose, who finally wipes his eyes clean and points to him in anger. Pollo brushes him off and heads to the back.
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Post by Office on Jul 28, 2016 15:45:48 GMT -5
JAKE AARONS: Introducing first, from Boulder, Colorado, weighing in at 234 lbs...he is "The Shogun" Ashton Bawolf!
The arena blacks out, as the calm voice of a woman can be heard speaking throughout the arena.
If you know the enemy and know yourself,
You need not fear the result of a hundred battles.
If you know yourself but not the enemy,
For every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.
If you know neither the enemy nor yourself,
You will succumb in every battle.
The heavy beats of Sabaton's "The Art of War" echo throughout the arena as the brash Ashton Bawolf steps onto the stage to a less than favorable reaction. Ash grins out at the booing crowd and reaches up, pulling his hood back as he glances out and soaks up their disdain for him. As the beat picks up, Ash slowly begins to make his way down the ramp and to the ring, scoffing at fans and slapping away hands of those reaching towards him. "The Shogun" rolls into the ring and quickly gets to his feet, leaping onto the second turnbuckle and throwing his arms out as the crowd continues to berate him. Ash drops down and slides off his coat as he stretches before the match.
JAKE AARONS: And his opponent, already in the ring hailing from Parts Unknown, Asterio!
The bell sounds as Bawolf immediately rushes Asterio, delivering a huge knee to the gut and pushing him into a nearby turnbuckle. Ash begins to lunge with shoulder thrusts on Asterio with more and more force behind each one. He steps back for a moment, grinning at the crowd and soaking up their distaste for him. Bawolf gets a little too cocky though, as Asterio suddenly leaps from the corner and hits him in the back with a standing dropkick. Ash drops to the mat and looks to be furious as he slowly gets back up to a vertical base.
BASTIAN KRULL: Bawolf is trying to make a statement, but he needs to stay focused.
MANDEVILLE NELSON: If he continues to underestimate his opponent, this won't go at all like he'd planned.
CHAD GOMEZ: The YouTube comment section would be delighted if their favourite geek finally won a match.
Asterio continues his offensive with a kick to the thigh of Ashton, but his leg is caught as Bawolf sweeps his other leg and plants Asterio to the mat. Bawolf lands a few quick stomps before dropping to one knee and locking Asterio into a surfboard stretch. Ash increases the pressure and drops down as he places one foot dead center in Asterio's back and increases the torque as he wrenches Asterio's arms backwards.
BASTIAN KRULL: Bawolf is back in control, and he's dealing a lot of damage here!
MANDEVILLE NELSON: Can Asterio get back in this fight? More action when we come back!
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After a brief break, we return to action as Asterio suddenly comes flying from the apron with Starstruck, his trademark springboard palm strike. Bawolf sees it and ducks out of the way at the last second. Asterio manages to roll through and get back to his feet, but Ash suddenly hits a running knee to the back. Asterio stumbles and Ash grabs him from behind before planting him to the mat with a reverse DDT. Bawolf rolls to his feet, smiling at the crowd and looking ready to strike as he waits for Asterio to get back to a vertical base. Just as Asterio is on his feet, Ash elbows him in the kidney and grabs him before sending him up into the air! Asterio comes crashing down on Bawolf's knees as he is struck with the Blood Eagle! Asterio cringes in pain as Bawolf hooks the leg for...
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3!
JAKE AARONS: Here is your winner, by pinfall, "The Shogun" Ashton Bawolf!
Ash rolls to his feet and celebrates his victory, but the crowd doesn't celebrate along with him. Ash nears the ropes, but pauses and turns to look back at the still writhing Asterio. He smirks and heads back to his still prone opponent. Ash lifts him up off the mat and suddenly nails the Blood Eagle one more time! Asterio bounces of his knees and lands on the mat as he rolls to the outside from the impact and clutches at his back once again. Bawolf laughs as he rolls out of the ring and exits the arena.
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Post by Office on Jul 28, 2016 15:49:05 GMT -5
"I Want It That Way" by Steel Panther begins to blare throughout the building as Jaden Miles slowly saunters out onto the stage as smoke rises up, flowing from the lion's head also.
JAKE AARONS: This next contest is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit! Introducing first! Fighting out of Intercourse, Pennsylvania! Weighing in at two hundred and thirty one pounds! JADEN MILES!
Jaden Miles jumps as the lion's smoke makes a loud noise, but lets out a laugh and begins continuing down the ramp towards the ring, taunting the crowd and talking a bunch of smack as he makes his way to the ring. He peers out of his sunglasses, watching the fans closely as he attempts to silence them, which of course garners more disrespectful jeers. He stands on the middle rope and slowly begins to remove his sunglasses, only to hold his arms into the air as he soaks in the jeers. He hops into the ring and once inside, walks over to the corner and climbs up onto the turnbuckle and begins laying across the ropes. The stone-grooved rhythm of “Columbia” by Oasis gets the heads off the crowd bobbing as the speakers buzz to the pulse of the bass. Julian Cutlass emerges from the backstage clad in a blue, hooded robe and the crowd warps into a frenzy as he steadily makes his way down the aisle with a relaxed, assured confidence.
JAKE AARONS: Fighting out of Vancouver, British Columbia! Weighing in at two hundred and nineteen pounds! JULIAN CUTLASS!
He throws the robe to one of the handlers outside of the ring before climbing the steps and ducking underneath the top rope to enter the ring. He stretches his legs and throws a few punches before standing in his corner in wait.
JAKE AARONS: Your referee for this contest is Xavier Price!
Price calls for the bell as Cutlass finishes warming up in his corner, Jaden Miles orders him to the centre of the ring and Cutlass shoots him a look of "who me?" before turning back around to stretch some more. Miles gets annoyed by this and stomps over to Cutlass, who shoots for a takedown! Miles goes down and Cutlass quickly passes his guard into side control, Cutlass begins slamming his elbow down across Miles' face and the fans roar with approval! Miles manages to get up to all fours and Cutlass fights with him on wrist control briefly before clamping on a guillotine choke but Miles quickly drapes a leg over the ropes to force a break and exits the ring.
BASTIAN KRULL: Getting out of the ring is probably the smartest move that newcomer Jaden Miles could've made there. Talk a walk, let Julian Cutlass cool down.
MANDEVILLE NELSON: Cutlass promised to win every match on this tour by TKO! That's how frustrated the man is after losing to Robb Daniels in the title unification match. Not at the loss itself, but how he lost the match!
CHAD GOMEZ: He was in the ring with Robb Daniels! He should've known what to expect! When do you recall Robb Daniels playing by the rules?
Miles climbs onto the apron and tells Price to keep Cutlass back, but Price doesn't need to because Cutlass is pacing back and forth just waiting for Miles to get back in. Miles slides in, and Cutlass dashes toward him causing Miles to nope the fuck out of there. Cutlass is tired of playing games and goes out after Miles, who runs away and tries to climb the ramp. Cutlass grabs his foot, but Miles kicks himself free. Cutlass climbs onto the ramp and dodges a running knee lift, the Blazin' King grabs Miles in a rear waistlock and backdrops him on the runway to a humongous pop! HOLY SHIT chants erupt as Cutlass gets up, walks right back into the ring without a care. Xavier Price begins his twenty count as Cutlass goes to the far side of the ring and leans on the ropes in wait.
CHAD GOMEZ: Is that good sportsmanship to you, Bas?
BASTIAN KRULL: Did he continue attacking him, Chad? No! He hit a move and left him there - that's what the twenty count is for! It wasn't Cutlass that took the action outside, it was Miles!
Jaden Miles drags himself to the ropes and rolls underneath the bottom rope at the count of thirteen, Price tells Cutlass to stay back as Miles groggily pulls himself to his feet. Once there, Miles calls Cutlass to engage in a lock-up and he complies. They jockey for position until Miles rakes his eyes, Price calls for a stop as he draws a yellow card from his pocket!
JAKE AARONS: Referee Xavier Price has issued a yellow card to Jaden Miles - his first public warning!
Miles backs Cutlass in the corner and begins lighting him up with chops, but every chop seems to anger Cutlass more and more. Miles tries to go for a European uppercut, but Cutlass dodges the attack and wallops him with a Mongolian chop! He follows it up with several elbow strikes! Miles hits the turnbuckles and staggers forward into a side headlock into a hip toss! Cutlass tries to pin Miles' arm between his legs and begins raining down elbows on Miles. Miles once again gets to the ropes with his legs, Cutlass doesn't stop hammering on him until four and Price pulls him off and gives him a warning. Cutlass takes a deep breath, seemingly calming himself down until Miles retreats to the corner and flips him off! Cutlass shoves Price aside and runs over to Jaden Miles putting the boots to him! Price tries to separate him from Miles, but Cutlass ignores him completely! Price pulls out a yellow card!
JAKE AARONS: Referee Xavier Price has issued a yellow card to Julian Cutlass - his first public warning!
CHAD GOMEZ: This is unbelievable! Jaden Miles has got Julian Cutlass so bent out of shape that he's disregarding the rules! THE Julian Cutlass!
MANDEVILLE NELSON: He's definitely not hiding his frustration - Cutlass feels he should've been better prepared to deal with Robb Daniels cheating and he certainly doesn't feel like this new crop of talent is on par RESPECT WISE with those who he fought against and alongside years ago.
Cutlass opts to exit the ring himself, taking a walk to recompose himself as Jaden Miles begins grinning through his grimaces of pain. Cutlass turns to look at him and once again, Miles flips him the bird... but the Blazin' Kick laughs it off! Miles gets to his feet, walks over and holds the ropes open for Cutlass to come back in. The former King of the Lions has a good chuckle at that also, but doesn't budge. Miles acts hurt by this, holding out his arms in innocence as he backs off. Cutlass goes to climb on the apron and Miles rushes to attack him, but Cutlass drops off the apron and grabs Miles' ankle, yanking him out of the ring! Cutlass palm strikes Miles to the floor! Cutlass yells out to the fans and turns around... watching Miles as he struggles to get back to his feet. Cutlass goes for a lariat, but Miles grabs him and drops him with a reverse STO! Miles shoves Cutlass off of him and climbs to his feet, he grabs Cutlass and throws him back into the ring. Cutlass has clearly been knocked a bit loopy as his wobbly legs cause him to fall into the corner and Miles slides in the ring with a big smile on his face. He rushes to the opposing corner and charges in for the Mile a Minute - the running boot to a cornered opponent! Cutlass' head ricochets off the turnbuckle pad and Miles yanks him to his feet. Miles hooks both arms, looking perhaps to plant him with a DDT but Cutlass struggles. Miles releases and tries to hook again, but Cutlass spins out... FLYING CROSS ARMBREAKER! Cutlass rears back on the arm, causing Miles to frantically hook his legs around the bottom rope to save him once more. Cutlass keeps the hold applied! Price produces a second yellow card!
BASTIAN KRULL: I can't believe what I'm seeing!
CHAD GOMEZ: It's awesome!
JAKE AARONS: Referee Xavier Price has issued a yellow card to Julian Cutlass - his second public warning!
The Blazin' King has to be pulled off by Xavier Price, leaving Jaden Miles to roll back out of the ring holding his arm in pain. Miles smirks, as he quickly rolls back into the ring and backs himself into the corner. He eggs Cutlass on, calling him every name in the book... those intense eyes of the Blazin' King stare a hole right through the Icon of Intercourse. If Miles is regretting his decision, he's not showing any signs of it. Price calls for the action to restart and Cutlass marches over to Miles and slaps him right across the face! Miles slinks down in the corner, holding his cheek in pain as he grin and bears it. Cutlass reaches down to pull him up, but gets his eyes raked! Xavier Price's view of this is blocked, so he doesn't issue a warning. Julian Cutlass is about to complain about it either because he turns around and blindly begins stomping Miles into the corner. Price tries to get in between the two, but Cutlass shoves him out of the way! Price calls for the bell and Cutlass snaps back to reality. Price explains his decision to Cutlass, who looks disappointed but nods until Miles begins laughing out loud as he pulls himself to his feet. Cutlass snaps and BLAZIN' KICKS HIM! Miles crumples to the mat from the combination of foot and face and Xavier Price calls upon some stage hands who tackle Cutlass to the mat and forcibly remove him from the ring. Oakley Evers Friday comes rushing out, darting to ringside to check on her man who despite earning the victory by disqualification looks a little worse for wear.
CHAD GOMEZ: So, Bas, you still think Julian Cutlass is a good sport?
BASTIAN KRULL: Oh come on, any normal person is going to snap when you have an irritating bastard like Jaden Miles acting like he was.
MANDEVILLE NELSON: I'll give the kid credit, though. If he can get under other fighter's skin like he did tonight against Julian Cutlass, he's got a hell of a run in Lion's Road ahead of him.
BASTIAN KRULL: Not too many friends though.
CHAD GOMEZ: I'm sure a woman like that eases any such loneliness.
Oakley Friday scoops up her man with some help from a stage hand, and the last parting shot from this match is Jaden Miles smiling with a bloody lip.
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Post by Office on Jul 28, 2016 15:50:15 GMT -5
Our scene opens on the stage with Becky Chande standing there. "Phenomenon" by Dir en Grey kicks up over the speaker system as the fans get to their feet as they get loud for the man entering. The Lion's Head entrance tunnel roars, allowing the Japanese sensation, Kenshin Takamura, to emerge. The crowd erupts as he poses in front of the lion's head. He’s already dressed out in his ring gear, prepared for his in-ring debut. As he stands next to Becky, he looks like a giant, thanks to her short stature, but also his 6’1” frame. With an excited smile on her face, she begins the interview. Meanwhile, the crowd in attendance burst into cheers at the appearance of the legendary Japanese wrestler. BECKY CHANDE: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m Becky Chande, and I am ecstatic to introduce you to a surprising yet very exciting new signing for Lion’s Road, The Aces of All Aces, Kenshin Takamura! Kenshin, welcome to Lion’s Road!A confident smirk appears on the Japanese wrestler’s visage as he nods his thanks to her. KENSHIN TAKAMURA: Thank you. I am very excited to be here. I am very glad to be wrestling on a regular basis in the United States.BECKY CHANDE: Well, I think I can speak for everyone when I say we’re glad you set your sights on Lion’s Road. Speaking of which, what made you choose Lion’s Road? It’s my understanding that you came to us seeking a spot on the roster rather than the other way around.KENSHIN TAKAMURA: That is correct. When a wrestling organization is doing well, Miss Chande, rumor spreads across the wrestling world like a wildfire. Lion’s Road is not just a wildfire though. It has become an organization that spread like a wildfire only to set off explosions everywhere it spreads to. When this happens in wrestling, it is because the wrestlers, man and woman alike, are highly skilled. I want to be apart of that, and stand atop victorious.With a nod, Becky Chande moves the microphone to her own lips just long enough to ask the next question. BECKY CHANDE: Over the past few years of your long career in professional wrestling, you have accumulated an impressive list of accolades, including championships and tournament trophies with a very recent Grand Championship reign. Is it safe to say that you see yourself as prepared for the competition here in Lion’s Road?KENSHIN TAKAMURA: Each wrestling organization is different. To be successful in one place, does not necessarily translate to success in another pla-Before Kenshin can finish, he is cut off by a familiar voice. Takamura instantly turns his attention to the newcomer, who is standing conveniently off-screen.  : Spoken like a washed up piece of garbage...As the camera pans around, the newcomer is revealed as Ashton Bawolf. The crowd in the arena boos unmercifully for interrupting Takamura’s interview. Kenshin just watches Ashton as he continues.
ASHTON BAWOLF: Don’t even bother finishing that sentence, Kenshin. Let’s face it, you’re aging, and you want to feel young again. That’s why you came here, but you’re not going to find it as simple as you thought.Ashton stands there as if awaiting a response from Kenshin, but he’s astonished to find that he doesn’t even receive on. Instead, Takamura turns toward Becky Chande. KENSHIN TAKAMURA: Thank you, Miss Chande, but I have a match.Takamura shoots a smirk at Bawolf before walking down to the ring, clearly prepared to wrestle his upcoming debut bout in Lion’s Road.
- COMMERCIAL BREAK -We return from break with Takamura in the ring with Wolf. The Canadian fighter leads the Japanese fighter into the corner and begins hammering away with frightening forearm clubs! Referee Brian Shelzi has to pull Wolf off of him, which is no easy task. Wolf tries to press the attack, but Takamura gets a foot up and staggers the big man away. Wolf tries to press the attack again, but Takamura makes him eat a spinning heel kick!
BASTIAN KRULL: He almost took his head off with that!MANDEVILLE NELSON: Frighteningly quick for a thirty five year old!CHAD GOMEZ: That's against Wolf though, I'd like to see him try that against someone who actually has reaction time.Takamura doesn't get a chance to continue the attack as Wolf is getting to his feet, so he instead opts to light him up with kicks to the chest! Wolf catches a fourth one, and Takamura hops in place and begins chopping Wolf's chest to try and get away! He succeeds! Wolf drops his foot and roars with the Wolf Hammer, but Takamura ducks it and turns around... TIGER SUPLEX '85! Wolf lands on his head and Kenshin Takamura looks on in horror as Wolf slowly, but surely rises to his feet... Takamura charges and drops him with the sling blade! Wolf stays down a little longer, but begins getting back to his feet... YAKUZA STREET KICK! Wolf goes down and this time, Takamura waits for him... Wolf begins to stir and the Japanese legend drills him with the Buzzsaw Kick! He covers! 1... 2... 3!
BASTIAN KRULL: He calls that one the Tiger Strike!MANDEVILLE NELSON: Very impre--hey wait!Takamura gets attacked from behind! His attacker sends him shoulder first into the ring post and then dips out of there, Kenshin Takamura pulls himself away from the ropes and plops down on the mat holding his shoulder as he looks up the ramp to see Ashton Bawolf... - COMMERCIAL BREAK - |
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Post by Office on Jul 28, 2016 16:13:35 GMT -5
TALE OF THE TAPEBEN CHRENSHAW v. MATT PULVER - 213lbs | WEIGHT | 175lbs
- Submission | STYLE | Hybrid
JAKE AARONS: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is the first in a Best of 3 Series and itself is a Best of 3 Falls match! Introducing first! Fighting out of Leksand, Sweden by way of Tokyo, Japan! He stands at 5'10" and weighs in at one hundred and seventy five pounds! He is "Mr. Matt Wrestling" MATT PULVER!
Pulver lifts his arms and soaks in the crowd response while Ben Chrenshaw just flashes that classic smirk at him from across the ring.
JAKE AARONS: His opponent! Fighting out of London, England! He stands at 5'10" and weighs in at two hundred and thirteen pounds! He is BEN CHRENSHAW!
Chrenshaw steps forward and extends his thumb, dragging it along his neckline while smirking at Pulver.
JAKE AARONS: Your referee for this contest is Cordell Garner!
Garner calls both men into the middle of the ring and goes over the rules briefly before asking each man if they have any questions to which they both shake their head. Garner tells them if they wish to shake hands to do so now. Pulver extends his hand and Chrenshaw slaps it, then steps back with a smirk.
MANDEVILLE NELSON: He never has anything to say, but he's always got something to smile about.
The bell sounds to start the match and Pulver quickly goes for Chrenshaw's ankle, but the former Heritage Champion spins out and goes for a rear waist lock. Pulver breaks free and delivers a fireman's carry, but Ben Chrenshaw doesn't stay down for long... he kicks Pulver in the gut and clamps on a front face lock. Pulver can't shake him free, so he opts to back himself into the corner and force a break. Referee Cordell Garner calls for a break and Chrenshaw does it without issue. Pulver dusts himself off and the two engage in a lock-up but get nowhere, so they break and Chrenshaw offers up a knuckle lock instead. Pulver agrees and the two lock hands... Chrenshaw forces Pulver down to his knees, using his nearly forty pound weight advantage to do so. The fans' loud chants of PULVER! get the young lion's fire lit as he powers up to his feet and drop toe holds Chrenshaw to the mat to break free. He hops on top and applies a grounded side headlock. Chrenshaw slowly, but surely gets to his feet and arm drags Pulver down to the mat and applies a side headlock of his own! The former Heritage Champion bridges back and Garner counts!
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Pulver gets his shoulder up and fights his way back to his feet where he manages to transition the side headlock into a top wrist lock. Pulver is using all his might to get this wrist lock deeply applied, but Chrenshaw grabs him by the hair and yanks him to the mat! Chrenshaw backs off claiming innocence while Pulver backs into the corner as Cordell Garner produces a yellow card.
JAKE AARONS: Referee Cordell Garner has issued a yellow card to Ben Chrenshaw - his first public warning!
MANDEVILLE NELSON: We knew it wouldn't take long for something like that. I give Ben Chrenshaw all the credit in the world for his abilities, but he'll use whatever means necessary to come out on top.
CHAD GOMEZ: This millennial card system encourages cheating, guys. Why wouldn't I cheat? If I can get away with at least two blatant rule breaking tactics, I'm going to use both. I'd be a little more particular about them than Chrenshaw, but I also don't have half the ability that that man does.
BASTIAN KRULL: Why WOULD you cheat, Chad!? This is the Iron Series, a series and a championship that is dedicated to finding the best athletes in their class. Not the best at cheating.
CHAD GOMEZ: Everyone cheats, Bas, and anyone who says they don't is lying.
The two men lock-up again and Chrenshaw pulls a side headlock, but Matt Pulver quickly sends him into the ropes and gets shoulder blocked to the mat upon the return. Pulver scrambles to his feet and falls victim to a side headlock takedown... Pulver kicks his legs up and applies a set of headscissors around Ben Chrenshaw's neck, but the former Heritage Champion slides them off and staggers to his feet where HE falls victim to the same side headlock takedown that he just did to Pulver! Chrenshaw fights up to his feet and reverses it into a top wrist lock and the two begin jockeying for the power in the submission hold. Chrenshaw is about to win out when PULVER PULLS HIM BY THE HAIR AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Referee Cordell Garner shakes his head and produces a yellow card.
CHAD GOMEZ: See? Even the golden boy cheats!
JAKE AARONS: Referee Cordell Garner has issued a yellow card to Matt Pulver - his first public warning!
Both men circle about again, Chrenshaw kicks him and sends him into the ropes... Chrenshaw leaps over Pulver, who then leaps onto the second rope and corkscrews in midair... SUNSET FLIP! Pulver tries to pull Chrenshaw down, but Chrenshaw grabs the top rope to keep his balance - a tactic that Cordell Garner doesn't catch - Pulver sees it though and decides to yank on Chrenshaw's tights! He succeeds in getting Chrenshaw into a pinning position, but referee Cordell Garner produces another yellow card!
JAKE AARONS: Referee Cordell Garner has issued a yellow card to Matt Pulver - his second public warning!
CHAD GOMEZ: Ha! Ben Chrenshaw might not even have to win the first fall, it looks like Matt Pulver is going to give it to him on a silver platter!
Pulver gets up and is absolutely furious, telling Garner that Chrenshaw was using the ropes to hold himself up. Garner calmly tells him that he didn't see it and that two wrongs certainly don't make what he did right which doesn't really cool Pulver down any! Chrenshaw rushes up and chop blocks Pulver! Pulver's knee buckles and Chrenshaw exits the ring, pulling the leg over the ring apron and slamming it down on it! He grabs the leg again and dings it off the ring post! Pulver rolls across the ring looking for safety as he holds his leg in pain. Chrenshaw smirks to the Hawaii crowd and climbs the ramp stairs and raises his arms to a loud chorus of boos. He climbs back inside and greets Pulver, who's made it up to his knees, with several punches to the head. He pulls Pulver up and throws him into the corner... he grabs him by the wrist and sets him up for the ride, but Pulver sends him into the opposite corner instead! Pulver charges, but Chrenshaw leaps up and Pulver hits the turnbuckles sternum first! Chrenshaw hangs over the ropes, hooking Pulver's arms with his legs and begins pulling the damaged leg through the ropes!
MANDEVILLE NELSON: A rope assisted single leg crab! His Wrinkle in Time submission hold! Pulver is tapping!
BASTIAN KRULL: It's not the legal though! He's in the ropes!
CHAD GOMEZ: It doesn't have to be legal, Bas, it's effective! Matt Pulver is screaming, crying and tapping and all Ben Chrenshaw has to do is release it before the count of five and he's good!
Indeed, Chrenshaw releases the hold at four and Pulver falls face first to the mat. Ben Chrenshaw smiles again as he grabs the middle rope and pulls himself back onto the apron, he climbs up to the top rope and watches as Pulver struggles to get to his knees. Pulver gets to one knee, leaving his bad leg dragging behind and Chrenshaw leaps off with a diving leg drop to the leg! Pulver rolls around in pain and Chrenshaw quickly gets to his feet, grabs the leg and turns him over for the Wrinkle in Time! Pulver's agony is written all over his face as he reaches for the bottom rope, Chrenshaw doesn't need to pull him away but he does anyway and clamps down on the hold as Pulver taps out!
BASTIAN KRULL: A good call by Pulver, I have no doubt that he could've made the ropes but in a two out of three falls match you need to preserve yourself. That's extra energy that you may need to seal the deal on your second fall.
CHAD GOMEZ: Please, the kid doesn't even look like he's going to make it to the second fall.
Pulver is propped up in the corner holding his leg with ninety seconds between falls to try and get ready to fight on a bad wheel. Jake Aarons, who doubles as the ringside doctor is in there stretching out the leg and asking him if he thinks he can continue. Pulver is insistent, and Aarons tells Garner he's ready to go and the bell sounds to begin the second fall. Pulver stands up, testing his leg and is about to charge into battle when Chrenshaw runs up and dropkicks his leg out from underneath him! Pulver goes down hard and Chrenshaw licks his chops, eyeing Pulver on mat like a lion about to devour his next meal. He grabs the leg and tries to apply the crab again, but Pulver takes a page out of La Cucaracha's book and small packages him!
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MANDEVILLE NELSON: Oh my! That's the pinning hold that La Cucaracha used to wrestle the Heritage Championship away from Ben Chrenshaw, and it looks to me like he's determined to make sure that counter never beats him again!
Chrenshaw gets up and grabs both of Pulver's legs and leans down to turn him over, but Pulver cracks him with an elbow! Chrenshaw lets go of his legs, and Pulver upkicks him! Chrenshaw falls onto his back and Pulver grabs both legs... ALLIGATOR CLUTCH!
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Pulver leaps off in excitement and falls over immediately, holding his leg as once more he pulls himself up in the corner for the ninety second rest period. Chrenshaw has a good laugh about falling victim to the inescapable Alligator Clutch, but spends his ninety seconds just staring a hole into Matt Pulver.
JAKE AARONS: As we begin the third fall, there is only two minutes left in the time limit!
Chrenshaw hears this and immediately goes to work... he charges at Pulver who does his best to fend him off. Ben Chrenshaw goes for a single leg, but Pulver is hammerfisting away to ensure that he doesn't get taken off his feet. Chrenshaw backs off and kicks his leg out from underneath him, then drags him into the centre of the ring where he stomps on it again and turns Pulver over! Chrenshaw leans back, increasing the pressure on the hold and Pulver continuously yells NO! NO! NO! even though Cordell Garner has stopped asking him. The fans are counting down the final thirty seconds and Chrenshaw cranks the hold some more as the clock hits 15, Pulver tries to claw his way to the ropes. Pulver gets up on his forearms and lunges for the ropes, reaching them just as time expires with both men tied at a fall apiece. Pulver rolls out of the ring onto the runway and the stage hands begin helping him to the back.
JAKE AARONS: The fifteen minute time limit has expired in this match with each fighter having scored a fall apiece! However, there must be a winner! So, this match will go to a sudden death overtime period!
The fans roar with approval and Chrenshaw lets an evil cackle as he stands inside the ring rubbing his hands together. Matt Pulver realizes he's got to get back into the ring or he'll be counted out. The stage hands let go of Pulver who tries running, but his leg won't hold him. He falls on the runway and begins crawling as the count reaches 12... Pulver gets to his knees about eight feet from the ring with the count at 18 and lunges for the middle rope. Pulver misses the rope and falls off the runway as the bell sounds after the twenty count. Stage hands rush to attend to him as Chrenshaw raises his hands in victory.
CHAD GOMEZ: Matt Pulver will probably blame those stage hands who were tasked with helping the goof!
BASTIAN KRULL: Matt Pulver isn't the type to make excuses.
Becky Chande walks out with a contract in hand, Pulver is lifted to his feet as Chrenshaw is handed the contract and quickly jots down his name and stipulation for next week. Chande hands the contract to Pulver, who looks it over and then grabs the mic.
MATT PULVER: An Iron Man Match? You want to take me the full fifteen again after dissecting my leg in this match. Ben, I'll never win any awards for intelligence but I'm sure going to win the Iron Championship and next week, you're going to see why.
Pulver throws the mic into the ring, and Chrenshaw leans down to pick it up. The stage hands begin helping Pulver to the back, but he orders them to stop when he sees Chrenshaw put the mic to his lips. Chrenshaw holds for suspense, then drops the mic and smiles as fans begin tossing garbage into the ring. Pulver stares daggers into his opponent as the stage hands try to convince him to go get checked out. Chrenshaw mimics Pulver limping in the ring as the show cuts to a commercial.
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Post by Office on Jul 28, 2016 17:26:22 GMT -5
JAKE AARONS: This is your main event of the evening! Scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit! It is for the Heritage Championship! Introducing first, the challenger!
DARKNESS COATS US!
The lights dim and lightning effects dart across the venue as the blast beats and jagged vocals of Avenged Sevenfold's "Darkness Surrounding" echo throughout the arena. After a moment or two, the heavy part kicks in and a sombre figure emerges in a longer duster jacket with his head bowed low. Corey Cruelty poses in the lion's mouth, arms forming an X over his crotch before he slowly makes his way down to the ring.
JAKE AARONS: From Duluth, Minnesota! He weighs in at two hundred and ten pounds! COREY CRUELTY!
Cruelty climbs in the ring and removes his jacket.
JAKE AARONS: Introducing the champion...
"Cuka Rocka" announces the arrival of La Cucaracha, inspiring sounds of approval, slight indifference, and mild disdain from the Lions Road faithful. The lion's mouth opens, as it's nostrils spew forth purple smoke. La Cucaracha stumbles out, wearing one of her own official t-shirts over her ring gear, along with an off-center antenna headband stuck in her messy brown hair. She reveals a wet paper sack to the audience, and reaches in to reveal one of her official La Cucaracha foam hissing cockroaches. She flings one roach into the audience, then another, and then another before finally dropping the sack to the stage.
JAKE AARONS: She hails from Toronto, Ontario! Weighing in at one hundred and twenty nine pounds! LA CUCARACHA!
From there, Canada's fourth insect-themed luchadora begins her walk to the ring, occasionally putting her hands together to make a barely recognizable roach outline. Some fans mimic the gesture, others stare in confusion and irritation. At ringside, she removes her antenna headband and places it on the head of the most sickeningly adorable fan she can find. Many fans cheer, while the ones that see through the pandering opt to hold their tongues for fear of appearing cynical. La Cucaracha rolls under the bottom rope and springs to her feet, tearing her t-shirt off and pitching it to the crowd. Sprinting to a far corner and climbing to the second turnbuckle, she once again gives the audience her roach hand signal that no one can seem to duplicate. La Cucaracha points to someone in the crowd, seemingly for no reason, before jumping back to the mat and awaiting the opening bell.
MANDEVILLE NELSON: Of course, the main event here means we are joined by the King of the Lions Champion Robb Daniels.
ROBB DANIELS: Good evening, gentlemen. I'm glad to be here.
BASTIAN KRULL: I gotta ask, Robb - what was last week all about?
ROBB DANIELS: Bastian, I give Lion's Road credit. In any organization, I'd have been disqualified immediately for the errant low blow but I wasn't intending to do that to him, I was just preventing myself from being piledriven into the mat. I lunged forward, and I guess I headbutted him in the groin. I was prepared to come out swinging, I got caught up in the moment and didn't hear Garner call for the stop.
CHAD GOMEZ: Sounds reasonable to me.
Xavier Price calls for the bell and Corey Cruelty walks right up to La Cucaracha in an attempt to be intimidating, but La Cucaracha chews her gum loudly in response. Cruelty is not impressed and shoves her to the mat causing Cucaracha to storm to her feet and begin pushing Cruelty back into the corner. Corey laughs, asking if she's serious and she answers with a slap to the face! Cruelty goes down and the crowd OOOHS as she begins stomping away on him! She grabs him in a chickenwing and leg sweeps him to the mat! She covers!
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Cucaracha tries to continue her attack, but Cruelty shoulders her in the gut and carries her across the ring into the corner! He drives his shoulder in a few more times before breaking at the count of three, he tries to rush back in but Cucaracha has a delicious dish of boot to feed him. He staggers away and Cucaracha bounces off the ropes looking for the sling blade, but Cruelty slams her down to the mat instead! Cruelty grabs her up and drills her with several knees before throwing her into the corner once more. He grabs her by the hair and tosses her across the ring!
ROBB DANIELS: Not only did I want to come out here to set the record straight about last week, I wanted to get an up close look at two potential challengers. I'm always hearing about how the Heritage title is supposed to spawn a number one contender but here I am without a contender. Jon Davenport, took his ball and went home. Ben Chrenshaw, busy beating up Matt Pulver - someone I've beaten already. La Cucaracha and Corey Cruelty could very well be next in line for me.
MANDEVILLE NELSON: Do you foresee the winner of this match calling you out?
ROBB DANIELS: I'm Robb Daniels, I'm the King of the Lions Champion - everyone calls me out.
CHAD GOMEZ: This is true.
Corey Cruelty picks Cucaracha up and begins nailing her with forearm shots to the face, but the Canadian Cockroach comes back with a forearm shot of her that stumbles Corey Cruelty. He comes back with a knee to the gut and elbows her down to the mat! He walks over and presses his foot against her throat! He yanks her up to her feet, slings her over his shoulder and then drops her throat first across the top rope! She falls to the mat gasping for air and he covers!
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Corey picks her up and calls for the crucifix powerbomb! He gets her up, but she slinks out the backdoor and goes for a sunset flip attempt! Cruelty stands wobbly, and Cucaracha tries to hook her legs around his arms to bring him down but she cannot! Cruelty instead drops a leg across her throat and she again, rolls away gasping for air. Cruelty yanks her to her feet, and whips her into the ropes! He doubles over and she soars over him and this time gets him with the sunset flip!
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MANDEVILLE NELSON: Oh my!
Cruelty gets up and immediately Yakuza kicks her! She falls back into the corner and he kicks her in the gut, priming her for the crucifix powerbomb once more. He lifts her up, but she slinks out again and dropkicks the back of his leg - causing him to fall forward and essentially drop toe hold himself onto the top rope. She runs in and dropkicks him! Cruelty turns around and falls into a seated position... Cucaracha yells CANNONBALL and does just that! She drags him out and covers!
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Cucaracha rolls out to the apron, then climbs up the turnbuckle. She waits for Cruelty to get up, and when he does... she leaps off, grabs his head and drills him into her knees! The Bug Zapper!
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Cucaracha peels Cruelty off the mat and whips him into the ropes, she goes for a dropkick but falls to the mat because Cruelty hung on. She gets up and marches over to him, trying to Irish whip him again but he creates some distance between them with a forearm shot and then lariats her to the mat! He covers!
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BASTIAN KRULL: What do you think so far, Robb?
ROBB DANIELS: Both are great competitors, that is plain to see. Cucaracha is fun to watch because she makes you forget that she is undersized against a lot of these opponents. Maybe she forgets it herself, but whatever the case may be - she's entertaining.
CHAD GOMEZ: And Cruelty?
ROBB DANIELS: He's got potential, but he's still rough around the edges. He's not been in the business long and the kid can say he's got a victory over Robb Daniels under his belt, tainted or not - not many can say that.
Cruelty pulls Cucaracha up and violently yanks her up into the crucifix powerbomb position and slams her down before she has a chance to break free. It doesn't look pretty and Cucaracha certainly isn't feeling too hot after that landing, Cruelty sits up and recomposes himself while she writhes in pain on the mat. He gets up, pulls her to her feet and goes for the Oblivion - as signalled by the thumbs down, Cucaracha crawls between his legs and staggers to her feet, hits the ropes and comes flying in with a forearm... but Cruelty catches her, drops her throat first across the top rope! She falls to the mat, he quickly scoops her up and plants her into the mat with the Piledriver!
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ROBB DANIELS: Well... well... well...
BASTIAN KRULL: You're not going to ruin his moment, are you?
ROBB DANIELS: No, there'll be plenty of time for that.
Cruelty gets up and is handed the Heritage title from Xavier Price. He looks at it for a long moment or two, eyeing his newly won prize and rolls out of the ring. He passes by Robb Daniels, and the two exchange a look before Cruelty hops on the ramp and heads to the back. Cucaracha is being attended to in the ring by stage hands, being very gentle with her neck as the fans roar with CUCARACHA chants despite her loss. She gives a thumbs up.
CHAD GOMEZ: Well, Robb, I for one was happy to share the booth with a true champion. Thank you for joining us!
ROBB DANIELS: It was a pleasure.
MANDEVILLE NELSON: For Bastian Krull, Chad Gomez and your King of the Lions Champion Robb Daniels. My name is Mandeville Nelson, we'll see you next week on Mane Event!
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: Spoken like a washed up piece of garbage...