PWGP: Glory Road: 3 Kings 2018

We open up PWGP: Glory Road: 3 Kings with a pre-show hosted by our ring announcer, Nick Christoulos and backstage interviewer, Laurie Heeley. They welcome us to tonight’s event at the Brandt Centre in Regina, Saskatchewan. The show is proving to have the makings of being something special. Despite being called “3 Kings”, Christoulos suggests that this could be considered a night of kings. Not only are four teams vying to become the winners of the very first ever “3 Kings Tournament”, but there will four championships defended here tonight representing three different companies, not to mention two championships will be decided here tonight for the very first time.

This leads to the first of match of the night, featuring the stars of Maple Leaf Wrestling Alliance.

MATCH 1

MLWA Tag Team Title Tournament Finals

Jimmy Winner and Jeremy Squire

Asterio and Firefly

The Agents of Pain

A lot of MLWA fans might be confused by how this match came to be, since the tournament semifinals haven’t aired yet on their programs, let alone how the Agents of Pain weaseled their way into the match. We’re going to just blame it on the writer, who clearly wasn’t thinking when he added “the tapings” last week, rather than doing so several weeks ago instead, and leave it at that.

The match was held under triple threat team rules, anyone can tag anyone in and there is one fall to a finish. Predictably, neither Squire and Winner nor Asterio and Firefly were happy that the Agents were in this match and made great efforts only to tag their own partners. Early on both Agents managed to tag themselves in at different points, only for one of their opponents to tag themselves back in and force them from the ring.

Jimmy Winner, recently freed from the control of GRIM and his cult, stood out in this match, both with his strikes and his mat wrestling, and the normally laid back Jeremy Squire showed that he was more than capable of keeping up with his partner. The two young luchadores, meanwhile showcased their high octane offense and used their “flippy moves”, as Squire was heard calling them, to their advantage.

It really did appear the Agents of Pain would be forced to watch as new champions were crowned while standing on the ring apron and it was only because of Saul Asper pulling Asterio off the apron, preventing Firefly from tagging him, that allowed the Agents to finally get into the match. Agent D would tag himself in off of Firefly and toss him from the ring. This left D open to a double team assault by Squire and Winner, who attacked him with a barrage of stiff strikes, before Squire took him down with a leaping knee strike. Agent B broke up the pin attempt and would toss both Squire and Winner from the ring. This lead to Firefly and Asterio getting back in the ring and drop kicking both the Agents, but when Asterio went for the pin on B, both Squire and Winner broke up the pin and all hell broke loose.

In the confusion, Winner and Asterio tumbles to floor. Firefly hitting a standing Shooting Star Press on Squire, but was dumped out of the ring by the Agents, who then hit their new tag team finisher on Squire, an elevated whiplash neckbreaker called “Mission Complete”, and Agent D pinned him.


Those in the crowd who’ve already arrived for tonight’s show show their disgust with loud jeering, but neither the Agents nor Saul Asper appear the least bit concerned and celebrate their first championship since… ever possibly. Damn “classified files! (Shakes fist at the heavens!)

We go back to Christoulos and Heeley, who are obviously as disgusted as the fans are by the Agents’ victory, but try to move on with the pre-show. Tonight’s Glory Days event is subtitled “3 Kings” for a reason, as we’ll see the semifinals of the 3 Kings Tournament, with The Bam Brothers (Axel Moros, Vlars and The Big O) facing The Family (PWGP International Tag Team Champions, Kraken and “Iron” Mack Brody, along with BOB and their manager, The Guru), and Team Extreme K (Alan Hunter, Easy E and Sweet Daddy D) vs Team MLWA (David Lee Sellers, Duke Womack and Paulie Rod). The winners of these two matches will face off in the tournament finals in tonight’s main event. Heeley promises to get comments from all four teams prior to their matches tonight.

They move on to discuss how tonight will see the end of one of two things. Either Eli Buchanan’s reign as Word Travelling Council’s Destiny Crown Championship will come to its finale, or PWGP will finally be free of the masked demon, Daimon, who has been running havoc on the company for close to six months. Our pre-show hosts are clearly hoping Buchanan will win but neither appears confident that he truly stands a chance against this monster and seem concerned over how dangerous Daimon will become if he gets his hands on the WTC Championship.

Prior to the next pre-show match, cameras show members of the Buchanan family are in attendance to cheer Eli on tonight, including his wife, Charlotte, and his sister, Holly Hammerstein.


Both these masked men’s partners will be participating in the two six man elimination matches later tonight, with the winners moving on to crown the first ever PWGP Wings of Icarus Championship. This match is strictly for bragging rights and points. It should also be noted that Gertrude Quest decided to get into a verbal altercation with Holly prior to the match and officials had to get between them to break it up.

This was an absolute hoss fight, between the former two-time PWGP Television Champion, TNA, and the former PWGP 24/7 Champion, Vod. Neither man, or ant and sea monster (whatever floats your boats, kids), was prepared to take a step back from one another and went right at it from the opening bell. Despite their best attempts in the early going, neither TNA or Vod appeared to be able to get the clear advantage, appearing to be very much eveningly match. Ir was only when Quest distracted True North Ant that Vod was able to take advantage with a blindsided attack.

Vod would ground and pound TNA in the ring over the next few minutes, while Quest continued to trash talk with Holly for some unknown reason. Perhaps if she had been paying better attention she would have stopped Vod from going for a “Vader Bomb” which he missed, allowing TNA to recover long enough to get back into get his wits and introduce some offense of his own. The crowd popped very loudly when TNA managed to scoop the sea monster up execute a Oklahoma Stampede for a two count. When he tried to follow up with the Red River Plunge, Quest jumped up on the apron and pulled Vod down. This led to Holly Hammerstein jumping the barricade and pulling Quest to the arena floor and took her down with a stiff forearm strike. This distraction allowed for TNA to roll Vod up in a small package for the three count and roll from the ring victorious before either the sea monster or Quest could recover.

Following the match, officials came down to keep Quest and Holly separated from one another once again. BUAC Spokesman Robert Fredrick came down as well to calm things down. Quest got into the ring with a microphone and challenged Holly to a match tonight. Fredrick insisted this wouldn’t happen, but the crowd began chanting really loudly for the match to happen. Even Charlotte Buchanan, CEO of PWGP’s parent company, Buck U Productions, appeared lost for words and could only offer Fredrick a shrug. This led to him stating that it since both Quest and Holly appeared to want this match, he would contact the BUAC to have it sanctioned and the crowd erupted.

Back at their desk, Christoulos and Heeley put over this big announcement. If approved by BUAC this will be the first sanctioned women’s match in PWGP’s history, something we’re told that Quest has been petitioning to happen for months. Our hosts then quickly discuss the last of the triple main event matches for tonight’s show: The Technician defending the PWGP Global Title against the man who was forced to vacate the title when he was unable to defend it due to injury, Brutus Smith. While this match would be an easy one to predict, after all, Brutus Smith is nearly unstoppable even when he’s injured, Tech is one of the most cagey individuals in all of PWGP. Heeley points out how he took advantage of an opportunity to win the Global Title during a match were everyone was already hurt. If anyone can find a way to beat “Uncle Brute”, it will be The Technician, but can he think his way out of being crushed by another choke slam, like he was last week? Only time will tell.

With that the pre-show ends. Nick Christoulos and Laurie Heeley hope we’ll enjoy PWGP: Glory Days: 3 Kings and say goodbye for now.



We’re greeted to the show by PWGP’s play-by-play man, El Hombre Loco Enmascarado (better known simply as Loco). He’s joined by pro wrestling legend, Jerry Apollo, on commentary tonight. Jerry states he’s happy to be here and promises Loco that he has no attentions to get involved in any of tonight’s matches. The two of them quickly review tonight’s main card matches:
-The 3 Kings Tournament Semifinals: Team Extreme K vs Team MLWA, and The Bam Brothers vs The Family. The winners will meet into tonight’s main event in the tournament finals to determine which trio to ascend to their thrones and be named the 3 Kings.
-In partnership with Maple Leaf Wrestling Alliance, Bryant Adam Thompson will defend his newly won MLWA Championship (SPOILER ALERT, blame it on the writer) against the former champion, “Nightmare” Teddy Davis.
-A four team elimination match will be on tap and we can announce finally announce the participating teams. It will be The Brute Squad (Son of Brute and Mini Brute, w/ Tony Colombo) vs The Moondogs (Buster and Runt, with The Guru) vs Old School Inc (“Big Bad” Paul Carlyle and Avalanche Anderson) vs the debuting Quack Pack . With the potential to earn three points tonight if you eliminate all other teams, there’s the possibility could walk out of this match with enough points to challenge for the PWG International Tag Team Titles on the next episode of “CHARGE”.
-There will be two six pack challenge matches with the winners facing off later to determine the first holder of PWGP’s version of the Lightweight Title, the Wings of Icarus Championship. The first will feature Things Uno & Dos, Goober the Gooker, Cielo Guerrera, Red Tiger Kid and Philly Cheese Snake, while the other will feature Máscara de Tigre del Negro, Unknowns 1 & 2, Zaros, Land Shark and Faititili.
-PWGP Television Champion, “Top Ten” James Daniels defends his championship in a rematch with the man he went to a time limit draw last week with, Orville Newton. Once again, Daniels’ estranged father, “High Five” Jimmy Jive will be officiating the match, which can’t make the champ happy.
-As was announced in the pre-show, Gertrude Quest has challenged former Pollomania Twin Eggs Champion, Holly Hammerstein to the first ever women’s wrestling match in PWGP history.
-Eli Buchanan will defend his WTC Destiny Crown Championship against the man, or should we say demon, who ended his reign as PWGP Global Champion, Daimon. Daimon has been nearly unstoppable since his arrival, but if Buchanan can defeat him, the demon will be gone from PWGP forever.
-Lastly, The Technician defends the PWGP Global Championship against the man who never lost it in the first place, Brutus Smith. Tech brags that he’s the greatest grappler in the industry today, but does he really stand a chance against the 7’1”, 474 pound masked giant?

Loco and Apollo send it down to Nick Christoulos for the opening match introductions.


For exactly how Davis lost the championship to Thompson, you’ll have to wait for the show to air on MLWA Television (or read the spoiler from last week’s episode of “CHARGE”, blame it on the writer). The ring was filled with colourful streamers for Davis as he entered the ring. Thompson and Asper, on the other hand, were pelted with rolls of toilet paper instead and clearly upset about the insult, blaming it on PWGP management.

The match began with Thompson showing up Davis with his speed, stiff kicks and arrogant demeanor. This would quickly come back to bite him in the ass as Davis managed to grab hold of his left foot and nearly tapped him out to an ankle lock. Thompson managed to make it to the ropes to break the hold, but it wasn’t long before Davis caught him in an arm drag and began twist the champion’s body up into a pretzel.. Davis seemed undeterred when Thompson made it to the ropes again as it appeared he was more than willing to wear the Notorious B.A.T. down at the moment.

The tide would turn when Asper once again got involved in the match by jumping up on the ring apron to distract Tims. This allowed Thompson to rake Davis’ eyes and send him shoulder first into the ring post. Thompson would then spend the next few minutes working over Davis’ shoulder, while taking every opportunity to bend the rules as much as he could. This included distracting Tims so that Asper could choke Davis with the ropes and tossing Davis out of the ring so Asper could whip him into the ring steps.

Davis would resort to playing a bit dirty himself to regain momentum by using his foot to push Eddie Tims into the ring ropes when Thompson went up to the top to hit a flying maneuver. The crowd ate it up and Davis offered Tims an apology be going to work on Thompson. He would hit a series of stiff kicks of his own, before grabbing Thompson in an arm bar and started deliver several vicious elbow elbow strikes to the side of his head. Davis appeared about to put an end to the match when the Agents of Pain ran down to ringside. “Nightmare” saw them coming though and caught them both with a cannonball drop kick from ring to the arena floor. When he rolled back into the ring, Thompson caught him with a sudden roundhouse kick and a jack knife roll up to gain the victory.


Following the match, Thompson stood in the ring with the Agents of Pain, holding all their championships up for the crowd to see. Thompson proclaimed that MLWA is a better wrestling promotion than PWGP and states that Team MLWA will prove it when Sellers, Womack and Rod win the 3 Kings Tournament tonight. He tries to add more derogatory comments about PWGP, but his microphone is cut off. All the members of Asper’s Army become upset by this and try to get the Regina crowd to chant “MLWA” but end up getting pelted with more roles of toilet paper instead. They quickly make their exit but promise we haven’t heard the last about this outrage.


We got to Laurie Heeley, who’s standing by with the Bam Brother. She informs everyone watching that their semifinal match with The Guru’s Family is up next and asks for comments. Vlars tells us they know this is the match a lot of people have been waiting for, the two most dominant teams in the tournament facing off with one another. This won’t be pretty to watch and you might want to put the kids to bed. Axel says they better have reinforced the ring tonight because things are about to get real heavy and he can’t wait to pick Kraken up and hit a rolling Death Valley Driver. Big O asks why they’re wasting time chatting, there’s fighting to do. The trio then take their leave and we head back to the ring.


Loco tells us Moros might have made a joke about it but with these six men weighing over a combine 1,600 pounds the ring has in fact been reinforced for specifically for this very match. Jimmy Jive was given the duty of officiating this match with the very reason that he won’t be someone that can be pushed around and knows every dirty trick in the book, so he can spot them a mile away.

As soon as the bell rings, all six men go right at it. The fight spills to the floor with BOB and Big O ending up on one side and Vlars ends up with Brody on the other. In the ring Kraken and Moros reignite a feud that igniting their their time in BATTLE Japan, exchanging stiff punches and headbutts. Jive simply steps back and lets the two behemoths go at it, wise enough not to get between the two of them. The others try to get back into the ring, but Jive quickly gets them to their corners, while still managing to keep an eye on what’s happening between Kraken and Moros.

Kraken tags Moros with a stiff right hand and tags in Brody, but as the big Texan runs in, he finds himself on the wrong end of a hip toss. Moros tags in Big O who knocks Brody down with a shoulder tackle and whips him into the corner, before hitting an avalanche splash. He tags in Vlars, who seems to channel another well known Texan by stomping a mudhole in Brody and walking it dry. BOB tries to get into the match and Jive cuts him off, pushing him back to his corner. This distraction gives Brody just enough time to jam a thumb in Vlars’ eye and levels him with a boot, allowing him to make the tag to BOB.

BOB’s repertoire is very simple: kick, punch, slam, headbutt, splash, and Vlars learns very quickly how proficient he is at using all of them. The “Green-faced Goliath” batters the self-proclaimed Puke Bucket God around, before tagging Kraken in, who continues the assault in the corner with body blows. Brody comes in toss Vlars around and yell insults as he chokes him on the ropes. A little bit of “rinse, wash and repeat” from The Family happens until Kraken misses a splash and Vlars manages to make the tag to the Big O.

Big O shocks everyone by climbing to the top rope and hitting a flying side body block that takes Kraken down for a two count. Brody comes in, but gets slammed by Big O right on top of Kraken. BOB tries to come into the match as well, but Moros runs in and hits an amazing drop kick that sends BOB right back out of the ring again.

Soon the match has broken down again and all six men are duking it out once more. Big O hits a running cannonball splash to Kraken in the corner. He pulls the French Canadian Colossus to his feet and waves Moros in. Axel enters and to the shock of everyone in attendance gets Kraken up on his shoulders, but BOB hits him from behind and Kraken lands right on top of him. Big O levels BOB with a clothesline, but Kraken is to his feet and scoop slams Big O. Meanwhile Brody rams Vlars into the ring past outside the ring. Kraken tags him in and Brody nearly takes Big O’s head off with a lariat. Kraken and BOB quickly hit a pair of splashes on Big O and Brody covers him for the victory.


Following the match, The Guru enters to celebrate with his team, while the Bam Brothers recover on the arena floor. Loco puts over what an incredible display we’ve just seen and questions how anyone can beat these three men if the Bam Bros couldn’t do it.


Laurie Heeley is back, this time with the members of Team Extreme K, Alan Hunter, Easy E and Sweet Daddy D. She asks them for comments about what we’ve just seen and all three men admit that The Family are a tough team, but they need to stay focused on what’s ahead of them right now, namely Team MLWA. None of them have problems with MLWA, pointing out how some talent here work for both companies, but it seems like Sellers, Womack and Rod have allied themselves with Asper’s Army in MLWA and want to cause some havoc in PWGP. After what the company went through over the summer at the hands of The Invading Army, Team Extreme K makes it quite clear they’re not prepared to let that happen again. So if Team MLWA wants a war, that’s what they’re going to get. The three of them leave and we head back to the ring.



Womack is still in possession of the PWGP 24/7 Title, which he and his companions still refer to as the MLWA S.H.I.T. Championship. Loco informs us that Robert Fredrick has told the entire locker room they will face stiff fines if anyone tries to reclaim the 24/7 Title while this Team MLWA is still in the tournament. Apollo points out that even though the Invading Army was put down, their invention, the 24/7 Title, still plagues PWGP management. The comment is meant as a joke, but Loco tells him he might just be right.

Sweet Daddy D and Sellers start off for their respective team and Sellers quickly asserts his strength advantage. SDD is pushed into the neutral corner by the bigger Sellers, but manages to escape without harm. Sellers continues to try to use his power to gain control, but the Sweetner ducks and weaves, frustrating his opponent so much that he misses the blind tag to Easy E, who comes off the top rope with a flying cross body block for a near fall. Sellers manages to roll to his corner and tags in Rob, but Easy E hits a trio of Steamboat-like arm drags and a beautiful drop kick that stuns the native of Little Italy. Womack and Hunter are tagged into the match and go hold for hold. They awed the crowd with their chain wrestling, but the cheers turn to boos when Womack grabbed a head full of Hunter’s hair and locked him in a headlock. Hunter would quickly escape and after a few more counters back and forth, nearly look Womack’s head off with a super kick.

It was at this point that Saul Asper and his clients arrived, immediately reminding everyone of how they had influenced last week’s quarterfinal match between Team MLWA and their hated adversaries, The Funky Brew. This distraction allowed Sellers to blindside Hunter, knocking him into Easy E, who was quickly dragged into the ring while Rod and Womack tossed his partners to the floor. Team MLWA would then start working over Easy E, concentrating on working his left arm. Paulie Rod was heard yelling that he planned to take the masked man’s arm home as a trophy with him this night, but to the delight of all the MLWA talent at ringside. Easy E continued to prove how resilient he was, enduring the pain and refusing to submit despite the tactics of his rule-breaking opponents. He managed at one point to make the tag to Sweet Daddy D, but Roller missed it while trying to hold Sellers and Rod back. Sweet Daddy D was forced back out onto the apron, while his partner was dragged back to Team MLWA’s corner and thrown into the ring post, further damaging his weakened arm.

It would be several more minutes of continued assault by Team MLWA before Easy E managed to leapfrog over Seller and finally reach his corner again. Asper’s Army tried to prevent the tag, even pulling both Sweet Daddy D and Alan Hunter off the apron, but Faititili arrived along with several other members of the roster to chase them away from ringside. Meanwhile back in the ring, Womack grabbed a hold of Easy E and tried to lock him in a Gory Special, only for Easy E to counter into a Yoshi Tonic and finally make the tag to Sweet Daddy D.

The Sweetner wasted no time hitting Womack with a flying forearm, sending him to the arena floor. SDD caught Rod coming in, with a super kick that sent him to the floor. Seller came in and Sweet Daddy D hit him with a super kick, but Sellers staid on his feet. Alan Hunter came in and they both hit Sellers with another super kick, which finally sent Sellers tumbling out of the ring. SDD and Hunter quickly ascended a top opposite corners and hit stereo dives onto their three opponents below. They pulled Team MLWA to their feet while Easy E got back into the ring and the mayor of “The 7th Moon of Thunder” hit a springboard tope that flattened everyone.

Sweet Daddy D was the first to his feet and tossed Womack back into the ring. He went for the pin, but it was broken up by Sellers, who nearly took SDD out of his boots with a uranage slam. He and Womack tried to set Sweet Daddy D up for a spike piledriver, but Hunter broke it up. Hunter tried to help his partner to his feet, but was wiped out with a shotgun kick from Rod. Hunter was tossed out of the ring by Rod, who tossed Womack and Sellers to finish Sweet Daddy D off, before going out to keep Hunter at bay. Womack whipped SDD into the ropes, but he managed to grab the ropes. Womack charged and was back dropped to the floor below by SDD. At the same time Easy E made the blind tag. Womack caught Sweet Daddy D by the arm and hit a spinebuster, but before he could follow up, Easy E came off the top rope with a flying sunset flip and got the three count.


Easy E was shocked when Andrew Roller handed him the PWGP 24/7 Championship as well and Loco reminds us that he just pinned Womack, who had been the current champion. The celebration is short lived though, as Team MLWA rushed into the ring and attacked all three members of Extreme K, with Sellers covering Easy E. for the cover after hitting him with a lariat clothesline to regain the title for MLWA.


Team MLWA quickly takes off through the crowd with the championship as the PWGP roster comes out to chase them off. As they disappear amongst the crowd Sellers holds the championship above his head and Loco quips that it is quickly become a symbol of bragging rights between the two promotions. Meanwhile, Team Extreme K are helped to their feet. Easy E is clearly in pain, clutching his shoulder and trainers come in to put ice packs on it while his partners check on him, leaving many to wonder if he’ll be in any shape to compete in the tournament finals.


Before the next match, the PWGP Wings of Icarus Title is revealed for the viewers to see. It’s placed on a podium at ringside.


(Author’s note: I apologise, but both the Six Pack Challenges will be in a much more abbreviated form, otherwise I might never get this show done.)

The goal of a PWGP Six Pack Challenge see two men starting, while all others are on the ring apron. You can tag anyone at anytime. Eliminations can occur by pinfall, submission, disqualification or countout. Last man standing moves on to fight for the Wings of Icarus Championship later tonight.

The eliminations were as followed:
-Goober the Gooker made Thing Dos submit to the Crossface Turkey Wing after ramming his arm into the ring post.
-Red Tiger Kid pinned Thing Uno after hitting The Supreme Flaming Leg Drop of Doom
-Red Tiger Kid was eliminated by Cielo Guerrera after a 450 splash.
-Goober the Gooker eliminated Guerrera with a roll-up and his feet on the ropes.
-Philly Cheese Snake made Goober submit to a Cobra Clutch STF.


Notes: The standouts of the match were clearly Red Tiger Kid, who continues to impress, and Goober the Gooker. Loco and Apollo were shocked during the match over the tactics that Goober showed, wondering what had brought on this change of heart. Goober for his part appeared upset over not advancing to the Wings of Icarus Title Match. He would hit Philly Cheese Snake with a cheap shot, rather than shake his hand after the match, before departing the ring and was met with boos as he departed. Philly would shake off the hit though and looked more than ready to face the next challenge.


Before the next match, Laurie Heeley gives us a quick medical update on Easy E, who is sitting behind her on a chair being examined by medical personnel. His shoulder is strained from the match and attack from Team MLWA, but doctors are clearing him to compete. He’s currently having his shoulder wrapped up and should be good to go for the 3 Kings Tournament Finals later tonight.

No sooner has she brought us this update, the members of The Family run in and attack Easy E, smashing his injured arm with the very chair he’s sitting on. Kraken sets him up for a power bomb through a table, but Sweet Daddy D and Alan Hunter come running in with chairs of their own. They get several good shots in with the chairs before The Family runs off. Medical staff quickly return to check on Easy E once more and his status for the main event is more up in the air than it was before.



Eliminations were as followed:
-Negro pinned Unknown 1 with a double stomp off the top rope.
-Zaros pinned Land Shark with a handful of tights.
-Negro made Unknown 2 submit to a Dragon Sleeper after hitting a hardway suplex and rolling through into the submission hold.
-Fatitili pinned Negro with a flying splash.
-Saul Asper and Bryant Adam Thompson came out. Asper distracted Lindsey long enough to allow Thompson to crotch Faititli on the top rope. Zaros would capitalize with Life Tree Down and would pick up the pin fall


Notes: Despite Zaros’ dirty tactics to eliminate his former trios partner, the match thrilled the live crowd. Máscara de Tigre del Negro, much like Red Tiger Kid in the previous 6 Pack Challenge, showed a lot of promise in the the ring, while Faititili showed why he is considered one of the premiere high flyers in the company. Once again though, Thompson stuck it to his former friend, costing him yet another shot a championship gold, before taking off through the crowd.


In his office, we see BUAC Spokesman Robert Fredrick on the phone with MLWA General Manager Greg Stradford. While we cannot hear what Stradford is saying, it’s clear that the conversation is growing heated over the antics of Asper’s Army, now the top stars in MLWA. It’s agreed on that they will have a face to face meeting next week with one another to hopefully settle this matter. Fredrick hangs up and slams his phone down on his desk, clearly unhappy with how things are shaping up.

You read correctly. Prior to the match, if you can really call it that, Gertrude grabbed a microphone and addressed her comments to Charlotte Buchanan still sitting at ringside. She told Buchanan that she had a great seat to watch her husband get destroyed by Daimon later tonight, but not to worry, she was going to make sure Holly would be lying in a hospital bed right next to him so he wouldn’t be lonely.

“We Not Gonna Take It”, performed by Biff Naked, starts to play and out comes Mrs Hammerstein, dressed in an outfit that was a throwback to her early days with Pollomania (look it up, kids, a really fund efed: pollomania.proboards.com/). Quest took a swing at her, but Holly ducked and kicked her stomach. Holly quickly followed up with the Avocado Drop (Acid Drop/Dudley Dog) and climbed to the top rope to hit the Whoopie Cushion for the three count.


After the match, Holly celebrated with her family and fans at ring side. Loco informs us this is her first match back in the ring since giving birth to her daughter, Zoe, and her first in ring victory in nearly over a year.

Meanwhile in the ring, Gertrude Quest is beside herself over her loss. She accuses Mark Lindsey of not giving her a chance to prepare herself and demands that he restart the match. When he refuses, she grabs him by the collar and starts to threaten him. Holly sees this and rolls back into the ring. Gertrude tries to kick her as she comes in but Holly grabs her foot and hits a dragon leg whip. As Gertrude tries to get up, Holly follows up with a Shining Wizard (the crowd shouts, “Holy Guacamole!” as she does. She covers Gertrude again and Lindsey makes another three count before raising Holly’s hand for a second time.

Holly departs as Zaros and Vod arrive to check on their queen, and Mark Lindsey is quick to follow suit. Surf ‘n Turf help Gertrude out of the ring and to the back as we go to break.


(Author’s note: Again, I’m going to keep this match abbreviated. Starting to realize why CHIKARA does this sort of thing over a three day weekend instead of one night.)

-The Moondogs appeared to have been put in this match as The Guru’s effort to try to prevent one of the other teams from gaining the 3 points they need to challenge Kraken and Brody for the International Tag Team Title. Got to make you wonder if Runt is upset this prevented him from participating in the matches to crown the first ever Wings of Icarus Championship?
-Quack Pack are a wild trio. They claim their application for the 3 Kings Tournament. The crowd seems to really enjoy the crazy Californians in the duck masks.
-The Quack Pack was eliminated first, when Anderson pinned Nicky with a running splash. Nicky looked like he needed to be peeled off the mat after that splash from Anderson. The crowd gave the trio in duck masks some nice appauls as Ricky and Dicky helped Nicky to the back.
-The Moondogs were eliminated when The Guru accidently tripped up Buster, allowing Mini Brute to pin him following a Salto Suplex. After the fall, The Guru tried to put the blame on Buster for the loss and chewed both Moondogs out as they went to the back.
-The final fall of the match was dominated by Anderson and Carlyle, who kept Mini Brute in their corner and did a good job of wearing him down. Mini Brute finally made the tag to Son of Brute, but “Old School Inc” continued to dominate until Anderson missed a splash. Carlyle was knocked to the arena floor and Mini Brute pinned Anderson with the assisted top rope cannon ball on Anderson to pick up the victory and three points.

The Brute Squad saluted Carlyle and Anderson after the match, then took their leave. Much like two weeks ago, Anderson and Carlyle received a standing ovation from the crowd and chants of “Please Come Back” as they departed from the ring.


In the back we see Laurie Heeley trying to interview The Guru and his Family in their locker room. She is kicked out, but Heeley manages to open the door a little so the camera can catch what is happening. The Guru tells Kraken, Brody and BOB it’s vital they win 3 Kings tonight, especially after the Moondogs blunder a few minutes ago. His sources tell him that the BUAC is planning something big for the 3KT winners and they cannot allow that power to end up in with anyone but The Family. Their goal is simple, win 3 Kings and keep the Global Title on The Technician. We never get a chance to hear more, because Kraken notices the door ajar and slams it shut.



This match is occurring largely because these two went to a 10 minute time limit draw last week on “CHARGE”. We’re told that the time limit has been extended to 20 minutes for this match. Once again Daniel and Jive are at odds with one another. I know, big surprise, right?

Jive calls for the bell and immediately Daniels kicks Newton with a low blow. He looks a Jive and yells at him to disqualify him. Jive shakes his head and goes to check on Newton, asking him if he can continue. Newton nods his head and tries to get to his feet. Enraged, Daniels sends grabs the Television Title from Nick Christoulos and tries to club Newton with it. Jive sees this and grabs the belt. The father and son tug back and forth on the championship belt until Jive lets go. Daniels stumbles backwards just in time for Newton to catch him with a running STO. Newton, still hurting from the low blow, climbs to the middle rope and has Daniels get up hits a leaping variation of a Silverdust ace crusher. He makes the cover and Jive doesn’t hesitate to make a quick three count.


Newton and Jive quickly depart from the ring as Daniels slowly recovers in the ring. There’s rage in his eyes as Jive stops Newton to raise his hand a second time on the staging area before disappearing to the back.


Laurie Heeley is standing by with Robert Fredrick. She asks him about the title change we’ve just seen. James Daniels rushes in and demands to have the Television Championship back, saying he should have been disqualified after the low blow. Fredrick agrees, but states the referee is allowed to use his discretion. In this case, Jive made a controversial decision, but obviously he was right ask Newton if he could continue, as he certainly was. On the other hand though, Daniels did hit him with a low blow, so on behalf of the BUAC, Robert Fredrick fines him $1000 for blatantly breaking the rules. He also states that it will be reviewed by the BUAC whether Daniels should even get his rematch. This makes Daniels even more upset and he departs, yelling out his father’s name.


Prior to the match, Robert Fredrick is onscene to present the new championship to both competitors and a photo is taken with the three of them, along with their respective seconds, prior to the match. Before the bell rings, Roller informs TNA, Gertrude Quest and Vod that they must leave ringside. Vod and Quest are upset by the announcement, while True North Ant takes it with stride and offers his part a fist bump before departing.

Zaros tries to get the advantage right at the opening bell, charging Philly with an attempted Spear. Philly manages to block it with a knee strike and follows up with a spinning kick that Zaros just manages to avoid, rolling to the outside. Philly goes out after him, but Zaros slides under the ring and came out behind Philly to shove him face first into the ring post. The goblin quickly followed up with a running vertical senton from the ring apron and tossed Philly into the ring for a count of two. Zaros tried to follow up with a flying crossbody back, but Philly ducked and Zaros crashed to the mat. Philly let loose a series of kicks, finishing off with a palm strike. He covered Zaros for the pin, but the goblin managed to get his foot of the bottom rope

Once again, Zaros rolled out to the floor and slid under the ring. This time Philly staid in the ring while Andrew Roller started to count. When the count got to eight, Gertrude Quest came running out and demanded Roller stop. She insisted that Roller check on Zaros, who could have been concussed from the palm strike from Philly. Despite his obvious better judgment, Roller agreed and exited the ring and started looking for him under the apron.

Meanwhile Zaros came crawling out of the other side of the ring and tried to attack Philly from behind. The snake man was on to his game this time though and nearly took Zaros’ head off with a roundhouse kick. He locked in the Cobra Clutch on Zaros and the goblin started to tap out, but Quest still had Roller looking for Zaros under the ring and he was missing everything happening in the ring.

Vod came in through the crowd and hit Philly from behind. Philly immediately released Zaros, who rolled back out of the ring. Vod scooped Philly up, looking to hit the Deep Six, but True North Ant came running in.He pulled his partner out of Vod’s grip and clotheslined him out of the ring. The two began to brawl and ended up going into the crowd.

At this point, Andrew Roller had enough of Gertrude’s nonsense. He stood up and noticed Philly recovering in the middle of the ring and Zaros trying to pull himself back into the ring. The goblin slid into the ring and rolled Philly up from behind. Roller made the count, but stopped at two when he noticed the goblin had put his feet on the ropes. Zaros didn’t have time to protest because Philly grabbed and tried to lock him in the Cobra Clutch a second time. Zaros frantically tried to grab the ropes this time, but Philly pulled him away from them and tried to transition the move into a suplex. In the midst of it, Zaros “accidently” kicked Andrew Rolled in the face and the referee went down.

Quest took this opportunity to get in the ring and jumped on Philly’s back, forcing him to once again release the Cobra Clutch. Philly fought frantically to get her off. The crowd started cheering as Land Shark hit the ring and pulled Quest off Philly. It looked like he was about to make her and Zaros pay for turning their backs on him when he suddenly kicked Philly in the guts and delivered a DDT. The crowd began to boo as he embraced Zaros and Gertrude. Land Shark and Zaros picked Philly up and hit a leg sweep and spear combination. Zaros went for the cover and Gertrude roused Roller.

The dazed referee made a slow steady count, but Philly kicked out at two. The crowd cheered their hero. Shocked, Zaros banged the mat a few times before getting to his feet and climbing to the top rope. When Philly got to his feet Zaros hit Life Tree Down from the top rope and made the cover. This time the snake man did not kick out in time and Roller called for the bell.


The crowd is absolutely shocked at what has happened. Never in a million years would they have believed the goblin would walk out as champion. Zaros grabs the title from Roller and makes his escape, along with Land Shark and Quest, just as True North Ant slides in to check on his partner. He helps Philly to his feet, just as Vod joins Zaros and the others on the stage. The four of them celebrate in the ring, mocking everyone for buying in on their ploym before departing for the locker room.


Laurie Heeley is with Riel in the backstage area. She asks him if he’s concerned about Daimon possibly losing to Eli Buchanan tonight. Riel scoffs at the idea and says tonight he puts the final nail in Eli’s career, by taking the WTC Destiny Crown Championship from him. Heeley asks Riel about Daimon’s recent aversion to both fire and the lights going off. Riel seems shaken by this question but states that Daimon is afraid of nothing. He is the monster, the thing to be feared, and tonight he will prove it again.


Moments later, we see Daimon making his way down to the ring. The television screen splits to reveal Eli Buchanan about to make his way down as well. Heeley catches up with him and tries to get some comments. Buchanan brushes her off, much like he has in the past, and heads to the ring. Heeley appears embarrassed but she tries to cover it up, stating that Buchanan clearly is too focused on the match to make any comments at this time and she sends it back to Loco and Apollo.



Buchanan wastes no time taking this match to the extreme, bringing a familiar looking barbed wire 2x4 into the ring with him. Daimon tries to defend himself, but Buchanan smashes him across the stomach. Buchanan hits Daimon again, across the back with it. He tries for a third shot but Daimon suddenly stands up straight and grabs the board from Buchanan’s hands and tosses it aside. The masked demon grabs Buchanan by the throat and shoves him over the top rope to the arena floor below. Daimon follows him out and tossed Buchanan into the barricade right in front of his wife, Charlotte. He picks Buchanan up and starts choking him right in front of her, making her watch as he slowly chokes the life out of him. Charlotte has other thoughts though; pulling out an aerosol can, she sprays something into the eyes of Daimon. The demon lets go of Buchanan and clutches his eyes in pain.

The crowd cheers as Buchanan quickly recovers. He grabs the WTC Destiny Crown Championship and smashes it across the back of Daimon’s head. He pulls at table out from beneath the ring and sets it up. Buchanan grabs Daimon and tries to German suplex him through it, but the masked demon blocks it and hits Buchanan with a hard elbow strike. Daimon scoops Buchanan up and power slams him through the table and goes for the cover, only getting two. This is more than fine with Daimon though. His sight has apparently returned. He sees the barbed wire 2x4 and goes to grab it. He brings it over to where Buchanan is slowly getting to his feet and smashes it down across his back. Daimon grabs Buchanan by the hair, as the Last Dragon tries to recover from that blow, and tries to grind the barb wire into his face. Buchanan screams in pain as the flesh on his forehead is torn. Charlotte is seen covering her face and crying. Mark Lindsey asks Buchanan if he wants to give up but Eli tells him in no certain terms to get lost, much to the delight of the crowd.

Daimon tosses the 2x4 aside and looks for something else punish Buchanan with. He drags the WTC Champion up the the entrance ramp and slams him down on the exposed steel. He picks him up one more time and choke slams him on the ramp, but Buchanan kicks out a two. In frustration, Daimon grabs Lindsey by the throat and choke slams him off the ramp into the crowd. Daimon sees the tables set up beside the entrance stage. He lifts Buchanan up over his head and goes to toss Buchanan off. Red Tiger Kid and Máscara de Tigre del Negro coming running out and they clip Daimon’s knees out from beneath him. The young masked duo starts clubbing Daimon from behind. They try to keep him down but Daimon throws them off him and tosses him aside. He grabs them by the throats and goes to choke slam them both but Buchanan grabs him from behind and German suplexes him on the stage.

Buchanan whispers something to Negro and RTK. They quickly run down to the ring and retrieve the 2x4, and the aerosol can from Charlotte. Meanwhile, back up on the stage Buchanan hits Daimon with the Thunderstruck knee to the face. Daimon sits up and tries to get to his feet. Buchanan strikes again with Thunderstruck, but again the masked demon won’t say down. RTK brings Buchanan the 2x4 and a lighter. Buchanan sets the board on fire. As Daimon gets to his feet he sees the flaming board and starts shaking his head in fear. He backs away and almost falls off the side of the stage. He turns around and sees the tables, and watches with horror as Negro sets them on fire. Panicked now, Daimon turns back around. Buchanan lifst the burning 2x4 in front of him in one hand and has the aerosol can in the other. He sprays the contents at the board and a huge fireball hits Daimon in the face. Daimon staggers back and Buchanan rushes at him, striking with the 2x4. Daimon falls off the stage and goes through the burning tables below. Buchanan looks at the carnage below. He takes a running leap and executes a frog splash, landing on Daimon. Referee Eddie Tims is out and makes the count three count.

Winner: and STILL WTC Destiny Crown Champion, Eli Buchanan

After the match, Daimon and Buchanan lay motionless on the ground. Negro and RTK help Buchanan to his feet. The three look down at Daimon, then at one another. They three of them pick him up and drag him back to the ring and slide him into the ring. Buchanan goes over to his wife and asks for something. Charlotte seems reluctant, but eventually hands him what he wants, the Tiger mask.

The crowd cheers as Eli Buchanan put it on and transforms into the merciless Tiger Mask Red. He, RTK and Negro surround the ring as Daimon somehow gets to his feet. He’s wounded and appears can barely stand. He sees them get up on the apron and tries to make a run for it, but they all come into the ring at once and surround him. As one, the three of them point to the lights and it goes black in the Brandt Centre. When the lights return, they’re all gone and Charlotte Buchanan is crying. She tells security that she wants to leave and they escort her out of the arena area.

Laurie Heeley tries to intercept her and find out what just happened, but Charlotte tells her she has no right to demand anything from from her or her family. She then leaves without another word.


We go to a brief package, showcasing Brutus Smith defeating Daimon back on September 30th to become PWGP Global Champion. We see the next show where it was announced that Brute was stripped of the title due to injury. A triple threat match was announced between Daimon, Buchanan and Alan Hunter. When all three men were down BOB comes out and hits a flying headbutt on Hunter and Tech cashes in a championship opportunity he could cash in at anytime and pinned Hunter to become the champion. Tech thought he was so smart, cashing in when he did, but Robert Fredrick informs him he will defend the title at 3 Kings. Which brings us to tonight’s match.


As soon as the bell rings, Tech rolls from the ring to distance himself from the masked giant. Roller begins the count and the champion rolls back into the ring at the count of eight. Brute steps forward to grab him, but Tech rolls right back out of the ring. The Technician looks at the camera and points at his head, telling the world he’s smarter than “that stupid giant”. He’s so busy bragging that he doesn’t notice Smith reach down over the top rope and grab him by the mask and lifts him up onto the ring apron. Smith grabs Tech under the arms and tosses him into the ring. Tech begs tries to beg off but Smith isn’t having any of it. He grabs Tech and tosses him across the ring with a hip toss. Smith scoops up the Global Champion and slams him hard to the mat. He picks him up for a second slam but Tech rakes his eyes through the mask. Smith drops him and Tech clips his knee from behind with a chop block and Smith drops to one knee.

The Guru jumps up on the apron to distract Andrew Roller. Tech kicks the mat with the tip of his right boot, loading it up. The Global Champion kicks Smith’s left knee as the giant tries to stand, causing Smith to crumble to the mat. Tech kicks him to the side of the head with the boot and covers Smith for the pin. Roller turns around, sees the cover and makes the pin, but Smith manages to roll his shoulder up before the count of three. Irate, Tech starts stomping on Smith’s weakened knee. He goes for a running kick with his loaded boot but Smith grabs his foot and flips the champion backwards. The groggy giant gets to his feet and Tech charges at him one more time. Smith grabs him by the throat and choke slams him but his knee buckles and he cannot follow up, allowing The Technician to roll to the arena floor.

Tech yells something to his manager, and the Guru rushes over to the time keeper’s table. He grabs the Global Title and brings it back to his client. Tony Columbo grabs the title away from the Guru and the two begin to argue. Tech grabs Colombo by the throat and starts to threaten him. Smith climbs out of the ring and grabs The Technician from behind. He spins him around and headbutts him. Tech tries to escape from the angry giant, but Smith grabs him by the throat and looks to be going for another choke slam. The Guru thinks quickly and shoves Colombo into the giant, distracting Smith long enough for him to let the Global Champion go. Tech chop blocks the giant’s left knee again and Smith goes down. Tech grabs a roll of athletic tape and ties Smith’s right arm to the top of the rail, barricading the live crowd at ring side, before rolling back into the ring. Smith tries to get back into the ring but he can’t get lose. Colombo frantically tries to help the giant get lose from the tape but it’s too late, Andrew Roller makes the ten count and calls for the bell.


Tech and The Guru celebrate in the ring, patting each other on the back over their engenius plan. The crowd cheers. Smith is free of the athletic tape!. The giant rips the length of railing loose and lifts it over his head. Tech and his manager scramble to get out of the ring as the rail is tossed at them. The angry giant climbs into the ring as Tech and The Guru try to regroup on the entrance ramp, but Smith has the railing again. He tosses it at them a second time and the pair are forced to run for their lives. Smith climbs out of the ring and lumbers after them, with Tony Columbo right behind him.

Cameras in the back show the Global Champion and his manager running through the back with Smith still in pursuit. The Moondogs try to intercept the angry giant, but Smith headbutts Buster and tosses Runt over the a couple of crates. The delay is all Tech and The Guru need though, as they get to their rental car and peel out of the underground parking before the giant can reach them.


Prior to the main event clips showing how both teams in the 3 Kings Tournament Final reached this point. The Family steam rolls over The Red Brigade, Team CMLL and manages to get the better of the Bam Bros. Team Extreme K defeat Team Pollomania, beat Surf, Turf and a Shark Too (replacing Danjon no Unmei, who missed their flight from Japan) and earlier tonight getting by Team MLWA. A clip is also shown of Team Extreme K’s Easy E getting attacked by The Family while his injured shoulder is being wrapped.

Conspicuous by his absence is The Guru, who left the building with Tech. Kraken and Brody are having a hard time to control BOB without their manager with them. Easy E’s shoulder is taped up and he’s clearly in pain, but there’s no way he’s going to let his team down by not competing.

Prior to the match, BUAC’s Spokesman Robert Fredrick comes to the ring along with the trophy and the medals that will presented to the winners. He is handed the microphone and makes an announcement. The winning team will also be given “golden opportunities”, allowing them to cash them in for title shots at any championship they wished at anytime. Suddenly The Guru’s words of concern make sense. The Family now realizes they need to win, not only to protect Krak ‘n Mack’s International Tag Team Titles, but also The Guru’s Global Title as well.

Easy E wants to start for his team, but his partners want him to stay on the ring apron for now. The Family doesn’t give them the chance to decide who will start, attacking all three of them. Easy E is launched over the top rope by Kraken and lands hard on the arena floor below, injuring his shoulder even more than before. Trainers rush down to the ring to check on him and he’s taken to the back to have his shoulder re-examined.

Meanwhile the action is hot and heavy in the ring. BOB is headbutting Alan Hunter in the corner. Brody tries to get him to come over and make the tag, but BOB isn’t listening and finally Brody has to grab a hold of him and drag him to the corner so Kraken can legally tag in. Kraken comes in and starts tossing Hunter around. He sends Hunter into the corner and goes for an avalanche splash, but Hunter gets out of the way and Kraken crashes hard into the turnbuckle.

Both men make it to their corners. BOB tries to tag himself in, but Brody smacks his hand aside and takes the tag from Kraken. BOB still tries to get in the ring but Brody starts yelling at him to stay put. Brody turns around and is nearly taken from his feet by Sweet Daddy D with a flying forearm. Sweet Daddy D shows his amazing power, slamming Brody to the mat and drops an elbow for a one count. SDD hip tosses Brody as he rises up and nearly catches the wild Texan with a super kick, but Brody stumbles back to dodge it. BOB tags himself in but Brody tells him he can’t come in and makes him tag Brody back in. This only allows Sweet Daddy D time to measure him up for a super kick and goes for the cover, forcing Kraken to get in to break up the count. The French Canadian Colossus levels SDD with a stiff clothesline before exiting the ring.

Brody gets to his feet. He pie faces BOB when he reaches for the tag, and tags Kraken instead. Kraken slams Sweet Daddy D to the mat and hits a splash. He goes for the cover but Hunter dives in to break the count. While Roller is trying to get Hunter back out of the ring, Kraken and Brody switch without a tag and Brody drops SDD with a big suplex. He and Kraken start making quick tags, hitting a few stiff blows and a slam or a back breaker before tagging the other back in, meanwhile ignoring BOB’s requests for tags.

Finally BOB has enough. When Kraken tries to tag Brody in, he headbutts Brody, sending him to the floor and tags himself in. Kraken tries to talk to him, but BOB doesn’t speak French and he headbutts Kraken. Meanwhile, the crowd starts to cheer. Easy E is coming back to the ring, shoving officials aside along the way. He jumps up on the apron and Sweet Daddy D tags him. Easy E climbs to the top rope and hits a flying drop kick on BOB, that takes the Green Faced Goliath down. He goes for the cover, but BOB tosses him clear off. Easy E hits a pair of super kicks, but they only seem to anger BOB. He grabs Easy E by the mask and starts headbutting. Brody and Kraken, seeing they’re losing control, come back into the ring and grab BOB. Realizing they need to get BOB out of the match before he gets them disqualified, they start beating him down with stiff blows but BOB fires back and starts headbutting them both.

Easy E tags in Alan Hunter. All three members of Team Extreme K get in the ring. Kraken spins around after a headbutt and gets dropped by a triple superkick by his opponents. Team Extreme K does the same to Brody, who tumbles out of the ring. BOB, groggy from the two on one beating he took, still has a lot of fight in him. Each member of Team Extreme K hits him with a super kick but BOB won’t go down. They hit him with a triple superkick and BOB falls to one knee. They hit him with a second one and he final goes down. As quickly as they can, all three members of Team Extreme K climb to the top rope in separate corners. Easy E hits a frog splash, Sweet Daddy D hits a flying elbow drop and Hunter hits a Swanton. Easy E and Sweet Daddy D dive out of the ring to keep the tag team champions at bay while Hunter pins BOB and secures the three count for them.


Following the match, all three members of TEK embrace in the ring. Robert Fredrick awards them each their medal and hands them their trophy. The crowd cheers as the three of them hold the title over their heads and we go off the air with the three of them celebrating their victory.

So in the meantime and in between time… Goodnight, God bless and may the Force be with you.